Happy Holidays from Give Me My Remote

Hell To The Ho! Ho! Ho!

Can someone please, please, please, explain to me why the Department of Social Services has not physically removed Bobbi Kristina Brown from her parent's home? Seriously, it's not a safe environment for a minor. Bobby and Whitney are beyond crazy. If you need proof look no further than the Being Bobby Brown Christmas special currently airing on Bravo. I watched it last night and just stared at the TV in absolute horror. It was VERY disturbing. I'm going to subject myself to watching it again tonight, because there is no way I CAN'T write a recap for this one. I'm not sure a recap will capture the horror of a coked-out Whitney slurring her speech while looking for a tree, or Bobby throwin' his moves down while a group of Carolers sang traditional holiday tunes, but I will try my best. Check back tomorrow for the full recap.

The Cast of Lost Needs to Slow Down

Michelle Rodriguez is a bit of a head case. After getting arrested for DUI last week, Rodriguez, who portrays Ana Lucia on Lost, mouthed off to the arresting officers, and said they should just shoot her. Um, drama queen. Last time I checked, driving while bombed off your ass is illegal in this country. And yes, Hawaii is part of the United States, so I think you should just chill. It now seems that Rodriguez, who ironically enough was in The Fast & The Furious, has spread her need for speed to her current castaways. A number of the Losties and Tailies have been pulled over by the Hawaii 5-0 for their lead feet. Tsk, tsk...check it out here. And slow down people.

John Krasinski is Quite Improper

Ok, it's been a whole nine days since I posted anything about The Office and/or John Krasinski. See, the therapy is working. Anyway, my favorite Office-mate is now a cover boy. Krasinski, who grew up right outside of Boston, is on the cover of this month's Improper Bostonian. I'll be heading out after work to pick up my 10 copies. I love that John, and The Office are getting more and more attention these days. That's fantastic. I posted a pic of the cover for those of you not lucky enough to live in or around Beantown. Update: The whole interview is available in the forums (click here). I'll try to scan in the GORGEOUS pic from inside the Impromper later today. A note for John Krasinski - Umm John. Ok, I know that Jenna forward on my email to you before you left the set on Monday. That email has my name, phone number, address, date of birth, social security number - basically every means possible to reach me:) I'm thinking we should kick it while you are home visiting the fam for the holidays. I'm a fun girl...really. I'm just saying, it would be nice. ha ha

For Your Reading Pleasure

Just a few quick reads to keep you entertained while I am concentrating on my day job :) Ryan Seacrest Gets Yet Another Gig Ryan Seacrest obviously isn't rich enough. In addition to his 4-10am radio show, and his American Idol gig, Seacrest will now be the anchor on E! News Live. With all his jobs, and the time he spends on his hair, I'm not sure when this man finds time to sleep. (full story) The Red Carpet is Going to be a Snoozefest In other E! news, it was reported today that Kathy Griffin's fabulous snarkness is no longer welcome on the red carpet. Griffin, who has been the ONLY redeeming quality to the E! awards day coverage, was fired. Trump style. I wonder if she can watch the red carpet arrivals with me...now that would be fun. (full story) Star Jones Should Be Bitch Slapped How this woman still has a job is beyond me. People hate her. Really...I haven't found one person that likes listening to anything Star Jones, oh sorry, Star Jones Reynolds has to say. On the other hand, people love Joy Behar, because she's funny and not afraid to bring it when going against her other, more obnoxious co-host. Seems like they got into it again on The View. I wish I had TiVo'd this one. Damn. (full story)

The Real Life "Turtle" Dead at 39

Donnie Carroll, the Dorchester, MA rapper and inspiration for the character “Turtle” in Mark Wahlberg’s hit HBO comedy “Entourage,” died over the weekend, reportedly of an asthma attack. Carroll, 39, who was known as “Donkey,” collapsed in his fiancee’s arms Sunday night. He was rushed to the hospital but died in the emergency room. “He didn’t make it,” a tearful Mira Shanti, Carroll’s fiancee, told the Boston Herald's Inside Track. “He had asthma and he had an attack. He fell into my arms. We rushed him to the hospital but they couldn’t get a beat.” Shanti said Wahlberg was informed of Carroll’s death and that his old friend was “distraught” and “sad.” Carroll grew up with the “I Heart Huckabees” star in Savin Hill, MA and moved to Hollywood with Wahlberg to be his full-time personal assistant when the ex-underwear model and rapper hit it big in the mid-’90s. When Wahlberg was helping to create the characters for “Entourage” he used Donkey as his model for the baseball-cap-wearing, Hummer-driving, pot-and-women-wrangling gofer Turtle. The show tells the story of Wahlberg-inspired up-and-comer Vince Chase, (Adrian Grenier), and the posse of homeboys he drags along to Tinseltown. There’s his brother, Johnny Chase, aka Johnny Drama, a desperate wannabe hilariously played by Kevin Dillon, real-life bro of actor Matt Dillon. He’s based on Wahlberg’s “cousin” John Alves, a bodybuilder and washed-up actor whose credits include “Southie,” Donnie Wahlberg’s 1998 flick, and the “Marky Mark Workout” video. Alves’ real-life nickname is Johnny Drama. Kevin Connolly’s sensible manager-in-training, Eric, is based on Wahlberg’s pal Eric Weinstein, a middle-aged Bronx homey the actor met on the set of “The Basketball Diaries.” Ari Gold, Vince’s foul-mouthed, fast-talking, womanizing bully of an agent played by Jeremy Piven, is said to be a send-up of Mark’s real-life manager Ari Emanuel. And Turtle, the groupie-groping goofball played by Jerry Ferrara, is based on Donkey, who carried Wahlberg’s bags for more than 14 years whilst trying to launch a career as a rap musician under the name Murda One. Donkey and Wahlberg had a falling out earlier this year because Carroll claimed Wahlberg never paid him for appropriating his life story for “Entourage.” He said all the other real-life characters had been “taken care of” but that he’d been cut out. “I love him a lot,” Wahlberg told the Inside Track at the time. “But when a guy reaches a certain age, he’s gotta start taking responsibility. He doesn’t want to work, he wants to rap.” Despite the disagreement, the two still talked and remained on friendly terms. Shanti said Wahlberg was shocked to hear of his friend’s death. “Donnie was the best guy. He made everyone laugh and he had a heart of gold,” she said. “That’s how everyone will remember him — living life to its fullest.” Rerinted from The Boston Herald's Inside Track

A little Veronica Mars Fix

Need a Veronica Mars fix? The you should check out TVGuide.com. Rob Thomas, the creator and executive producer of Veronica Mars answers some pressing questions such as... Did Duncan sleep with Kendall? Will we see more of McBeav? Did Aaron Echolls really kill Lily? To get the answers to these questions and more, check out the full Q&A here.

If You Need a Laugh: Lazy Sunday (The Narnia Rap)

I TiVo SNL every week in the hopes that maybe, just once, they will do something funny on that show. For the past 2 weeks, SNL has delivered. Last week, Dane Cook had one of the best opening monologues in a long time. That damn cashew had me laughing for days. And this week brought a little sumptin' sumptin' too - "Lazy Sunday (The Narnia Rap)". This is one of the funniest things I have seen on SNL in years. Andy Samberg & Chris Parnell are absolutely hysterical. The always wonderful, Sarcasmo posted a link to the video in the Give Me My Remote forums, but it was so funny that I thought it garnered a front page shout out. Check out the video here

Rest in Peace John Spencer

Some very sad news to report tonight. John Spencer, who was best known for playing Leo McGarry on The West Wing, died of a heart attack in an LA hospital on Friday. Wow...this is a shocker. I'm a huge fan of The West Wing, and have really enjoyed the reemergence of Leo as Matt Santos's running mate. John Spencer has always been one of the best things about the show, and he and his character will be missed. In a joint statement, The West Wing series creator, Aaron Sorkin, and Executive Producer, Tommy Schlamme, had this to say about Spencer: "John was an uncommonly good man, an exceptional role model and a brilliant actor. We feel privileged to have known him and worked with him. He'll be missed and remembered every day by his many, many friends." Co-star Allison Janney, who plays CJ Cregg, described Spencer as a consummate professional actor. "Everyone adored him," she said. "We have all lost a dear, dear brother," said Bradley Whitford, who plays Josh Lyman. Not that this matters at all right now, but show producers have not yet said how Spencer's death would affect the show. Spencer would have turned 59 next week. Rest in Peace John Spencer. You will be missed.

The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-vahkkah

No matter how far the mighty OC has fallen, I will forever and always watch the annual Chrismukkah episode. It's always the best ep of the year, and this year we can expect just a little more. In addition to it being Chrismukkah in the Cohen household, Seth feels that pseudo-brother Ryan should have the Bar Mitzvah his non-Jewish ass never had. I'm sure all the Newpsies will be sporting the always stylish yarmaklaus. Insanity is sure to ensue. I'll do my best to capture tonight's ep in a festive re-cap to be posted tomorrow morning. P.S. A special Happy 26th Birthday goes out to Adam Brody (Seth Cohen).

Last Minute Gift Shopping

Only 10 days left until Christmas. Are you still looking for that perfect gift for the TV addict in your life? Don't forget to check out the Give Me My Remote Online Store for t-shirts, mugs, hats, sticker, journals and more. And if you like a design but want it on a different product, just email us and we will custom make it for you. Click here to start shopping today! This Month's Top Seller: Veronica Mars (LoVE) t-shirt

Can Arrested Development be Saved?

Although we've all been mourning the demise of Arrested Development for some time now, we must remember one important fact - Fox hasn't yet officially canceled the show. Everything Fox has said and done certainly points to the direction of cancellation, but as we like to say here in Boston, it ain't ovah till is ovah. I mean, would Fox really want to pull the plug on a show that might be quickly snatched up by another network? Yup, that's the rumor, and you all know how I love rumors!!!! This particular rumor is being perpetrated by Variety.com. In an article yesterday, Variety reported that networks such as ABC and Showtime are seriously interested in picking up AD. Yay!!! Let me just say that I can't possibly imagine how crazy Arrested Development would get on a cable channel without restrictions like Showtime. But then again, I don't really want to know, because I'm not looking to increase my already out of control cable bill. So hang tight AD fans...not all hope is lost yet. For more details, click here to read the full article.

Love for The Biggest Losers

A new slamming bod wasn't the only gift for two of the stars on NBC's The Biggest Loser. Biggest Loser winner, Matt Hoover, and finalist Suzie Preston also found love. The two confirmed to People Magazine that they are, in fact, a couple. The two met at what they describe as the lowest point of their lives, and now have found happiness with eachother. "We have a lot in common." says Matt Hoover. "Going through something like we went through is life-changing. We are not the same people we were before all this and we are both at a point in our lives where we know what it's like to be fat and miserable – and what it's like to be happy and healthy." Hoover, who lives in Iowa, said he is contemplating a move to be closer to Preston, a hairstylist, in Seattle. Yeah, I'm thinking a move like this might have to happen for these two kids to make it.

Golden Globe Nominations Announced

Just minutes ago, The Hollywood Foreign Press announced the list of nominees for this year's Golden Globe Awards. The TV-related categories are below. For a complete list of nominees click here. Best TV Comedy: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Desperate Houswives, Entourage, Everybody Hates Chris, My Name is Earl, Weeds Best TV Drama: Commander in Chief, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Prison Break, Rome Actor in a TV Series Drama: Patrick Dempsey (Grey's Anatomy), Matthew Fox (Lost), Hugh Laurie (House), Wentworth Miller (Prison Break), Kiefer Sutherland (24) Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Patricia Arquette (Medium), Glenn Close (The Shield), Geena Davis (Commander in Chief), Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer), Polly Walker (Rome) Actress in a TV Series, Comedy: Marcia Cross, Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Eva Longoria (all of Desperate Housewives), Mary Louise Parker (Weeds) Actor in a TV series, Comedy: Zach Braff (Scrubs), Steve Carrell (The Office), Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Jason Lee (My Name is Earl), Charlie Sheen (Two and a Half Men) ------ I'm so bummed that Kristen Bell and Veronica Mars didn't get recognized. But really happy that Grey's got the nod, as well as Prison Break (shocker)!!! More on this later...

Final Call for Questions for Jim & Pam

As many of you have heard, GiveMeMyRemote.com has scored an interview with Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski who play Pam and Jim on NBC's The Office. If you have a question for Jenna or Jim, it's now or never. We won't be able to take any more questions after tonight. If you have something you are just dying to know...head over to the forums and leave you questions here...before it's too late. And yes, I will make sure to ask John if he's single.

Lost, Grey's, & Veronica Mars Rock...Tell Us Something We Don't Know

The American Film Institute (AFI) announced the official selections of AFI Awards 2005, AFI's almanac which records the year's most outstanding achievement in film and television. And man, did they get this list right. The shows honored include fans favorites (and my personal faves) Grey's Anatomy, Lost, and Veronica Mars among others. The AFI Awards are unique in that that employ a 13-person jury process in which scholars, artists, critics and AFI trustees discuss, debate and determine the most outstanding achievements of the year, as well as provide a detailed rationale for each selection. I'm especially happy that Veronica Mars was recognized. Because VM lives over at UPN, the show is often overlooked when it comes to major recognition. Love that the critics are finally being loud with their praise of this show. Congrats to all 10 shows honored: 24, Battlestar Galactica, Deadwood, Grey's Anatomy, House, Lost, Rescue Me, Sleeper Cell, Sometimes in April, & Veronica Mars. But I have to ask, can someone please tell me what Sleeper Cell and Sometimes in April are? I haven't heard of either of them.

Grey's Anatomy Continue to Rock

Damn...Grey's Anatomy was SO good last night. The actors, the writing, the storylines...just fantastic!! And McDreamy's revalation...I just about died. I was going to write up a recap tonight and post it in the boards. If you think I should, leave a comment. If not, I'm not going to bother writing one up...they take a lot of time.

Making the Band 3...Finally a Group

The following contains spoilers for tonight's season finale of Making the Band 3. If you don't want to know, then stop reading now. Finally...finally...finally Diddy has made the band. After the disaster that was his first season with "The Band" (remember Chopper?), and the last season's failed attempt to put together a group, Diddy finally announced the ladies who will comprise his latest diva-etts. And they are....drumroll please. Aubrey Aundrea Dawn Wanita Shannon No idea what the name of the group is yet. But I have to say I already dig the single. So good luck girls and congrats!!!! Still hoping we hear some news about a solo-career for Dominique. That girl is fierce.

A Long Time Ago, We Use To Be Friends....

Hi all! Sorry for the lack of posts. I've been traveling and haven't been near my computer much lately. But I have been near a TV, and I did catch Veronica Mars on Wednesday night. Did you? If not, yous gots to check out my recap. Get up to speed on the happenings of all the Neptunites. And don't forget...The Office is shooting on location, but as soon as Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski get back to the set they are going to be answering your questions. So if you are dying to know if John is single, or what the future holds for "Jam"...be sure to leave you question here.

Be the Blogger...

I'm bummed to report that I won't be near a computer on Wednesday, so there won't be any posts until Wednesday night. I'm relying on you to keep the TV news and gossips flowing today...be the blogger. If you have anything to share, then my all means, share it people. Head over to the forums and post your news. We are really trying to get these forums going. If you haven't registered, go ahead and sign up to start chatting about your favorite shows. Go. Don't forget to head over to the forums to submit your question for my upcoming interview with Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski. Go. See ya Wednesday night!!

This is NOT a Site About "The Office"

That being said, I have been a bit obsessed lately...I know. To that end, I wanted to pass along a great article from today's Boston Globe. I've been waiting for someone to get on the story of the hometown boys making it big in Hollywood...together. BJ Novak and John Krasinski are the second coming of Ben & Matt. Click here for the article. Update: If you missed last night's Christmas episode of The Office. You can head over to the forums and check out the recap. This show doesn't really lend itself to an interesting recap, but we did one anyway.

BIG NEWS!!!!

For those of you who visit this little site, you know that I have a new found obsession with "The Office". That's why I am so excited to let you know that I have scored an interview with Jenna Fischer who plays Pam Beesley on the hit show. Jenna's going to answer YOUR questions about the show, her character, and ya know, that little office romance. And there's a chance that special guest, John Krasinski (Jim Halpert), may be answering a few questions too. So there is where I need your help. If you have questions for Jenna or John, please make sure to send them on. I have set up an area on the GMMR forums for all your questions. I'd like to gather all the questions by Tuesday, so make sure to get them in soon. Submit your question here

Give Me My Remote Store...Now Open

Just in time for Chrismukkah, the Give Me My Remote Online Store is open for business. Check out the t-shirts, hats, mugs and more. Find the perfect gift for the TV addict in your life. * We have all different kinds of t-shirt, not just the ones featured in the store. Want a design on a different shirt, or a different kind of product all together? Not a problem, just email us at info@givememyremote.com and we'll get it done for you. If you have an idea for a product, let us know...it might just might end up in the store.

Veronica Mars Alternate Ending

I've been getting a lot of traffic to this site from people looking for the alternate ending to last week's Veronica Mars. I don't want to put it here, and spoil it for those who have yet to see if...but I have it. Check it out here.

Jennifer Garner has Baby

US Weekly is reporting that Jen Garner and her husband Ben Affleck have welcomed their baby daughter into the world today. Rumor has it that SpyBaby is named Violet, after Jen's grandmother. CONGRATS TO BEN & JEN!!!! And congrats to Syd & Vaughn as well on the birth of Isabella Bristow Vaughn.

Last Night on the Island...a Lost Recap

I had to work very late last night. By the time I got home, I only had time to watch one TV show before bed. It was like Sophie's Choice all over again, but I went with Veronica Mars over Lost. Of course I'll watch Lost tonight on TiVo, but I was bummed to not know what happened. So you can imagine my utter joy this morning when I realized that my personal hero (and Give Me My Remote Forum co-founder) Fatback, wrote a kickass recap of last night's ep. So if you missed the show...or just want to relive the glory of the episode, head over to the forums to read the recap. P.S. While you are there, show your support by registering as a member. We'd really appreciate it.