Michael Vartan is Back on Alias

So have Mr. Vartan and Mrs & Mrs. Affleck made their peace? Aww who cares Vaughn is back! Word is out that Michael Vartan will be returning to Alias for as many as six episodes. Damn, had I just not wasted my la la la's on my last post, I could have used them here. But I have to wonder, how are they are going to write a dead guy into a script for six episodes? Hmmm. I don't care. In the words of the great Bon Jovi, he's Wanted Dead or Alive.

Welcome back Agent Michael Vaughn, we have missed you. And while I'm at it, welcome back to Will Tippen as well. Hottie McHot Bradley Cooper (The Wedding Crashers) has agreed to return to Alias for episode #100. According to the fabulous AA:

"...(this ep) will find a witness-protected Will getting sucked back into Syd's drama-filled world just as he's about to ******* ** *** *** **********. (And yes, each asterisk corresponds to a letter.)"

If any of you GMMRers have any idea what those asterisks could stand for, PLEASE let me know. But leave your guesses here rather than as a comment. I don't want to "spoil" this episode anymore than I already have.