OH MY GOD!!! Talan & Kimberly Stewart ENGAGED

There is some crazy shit happening in LA. Gossip diva Perez Hilton is reporting that one of the original Laguna Bitches, our very own Talan Torriero, is engaged to Kimberly Stewart. And yes, they have only been together about a week. People Magzine have confirmed the engagement with Talan and Kimberly’s best friends publicists.

According to People Magazine, “late Wednesday night, Stewart, 26, and Torriero, 19, showed up at an XBox 360 party at a private home in Beverly Hills, where Stewart showed off her 5-carat diamond Neil Lane engagement ring to buddies Paris and Nicky Hilton. Yeah, I was wondering where the hell Talan would get the bank for a 5-carat ring!!! Perhaps from his PR people…just a guess!

Something tells me that this isn’t true love, but hey, I’ve been known to be a bit cynical. As you can seem from the pic above, Kimberly Stewart is in fact sporting a ring. But wait, wasn’t it just last week that Lindsay Lohan(Talan’s ex whatever) threw a diamond ring on “that” finger just to f*ck with the press? These kids are all friends, so maybe they’re just sharing media gags as well.

I have no idea what the real story is, but I’m not counting on Talan and Kimberly making it to their golden anniversay. I’ll be shocked in they make it to the alter at all.

Not to get all soapboxy here, but these celebutants treat marriage like it was a joke. As much as I love all things Hollywood, I’m very glad to live my life on the outside looking in. These people are certifiable, and as we can see from Talan’s recent antics…the closer you get to them the more screwed up you become.