Light Weekend Reading

I know, I know…I haven’t posted much lately. To be honest, I haven’t been able to clear my head since Talan Torriero and Kimberly Stewart announced their engagement. I promise to get back on track early next week with more regular updates….so STOP sending me nasty emails!!

Just to show I care, I threw together a few tidbits from some of our favorite shows. Enjoy!

Laguna Beach
Two of my very favorite Laguna Bitches, Ste-phen and J-Wahl, were in town on Thursday hosting a Laguna Beach party at a club about 10 minutes away from my apartment. Did I go? No. Did I have any idea this was happening? No. Does life blow? Sometimes. I would have loved to see these guys in their element, and by element I mean hammered and surrounded by skanky LB groupies. Just think of the pics I could have shared with you today. I suck.

Arrested Development (lifted from TVGuide.com)
Leave it to Arrested Development to mine the tragedy of its imminent death for laughs. Per Variety, series creator Mitch Hurwitz is planning an episode that will poke fun at Fox’s decision to reduce the show’s episode order from 22 to 13, effectively canceling it. In the episode, titled “S.O.B.” for “Save Our Bluths,” the Bluth clan considers throwing a fund-raiser to save their construction company from shutting down. In one scene, Jason Bateman’s Michael notes, “Our backs are against the wall…. It’s just hard for me to accept that it’s really come to begging.” There’s even a conversation about whether the Home Builders Organization — HBO — might be willing to come to their rescue. That idea is quickly nixed though, leading George Sr. to say, “I guess it’s Showtime. We’ll put on some kind of show at the [fund-raiser].”

The Bachelor
Looks like we are going have to endure yet another season of The Bachelor. So who have the producers tapped to woo those desperate oh so sincere women just looking for love? Well, it seemsthat there will be a Dr. in the house. Dr. Travis Stork, who unfortunately is not an OBGYN, will be playing doctor with the bachelorettes in the next installment of this tired show. The 33 year old ER physician from Nashville will be taking a break from saving lives to hand out roses to single women. According to one producer, a doctor has been on the radar since the inception of the show.

“For 10 [cycles], we looked for a doctor,” said executive producer Mike Fleiss. “But we never found him.” Weiss went on to say, “He’s so good-looking and so personable, he’s not what you expect from a guy who wears a stethoscope around his neck.”

Right, right, because so many doctors are ugly and boring?! Weiss should visit Seattle Grace Hospital. All the doctors there are gorgeous and charming. There is this one doctor…the interns call him Dr. McDreamy, …wait..what…that’s a TV show? Oh. Anyway, The Bachelor is back on the air on January 9th. So make sure you tune in, I heard the first episode is going to have the most dramatic rose ceremony every!!! Source: NY Daily News

Veronica Mars
Johnny 5 is alive. And so is Steve Guttenberg. Fans of Veronica Mars have seen a lot of the Three Men and a Baby star lately. Guttenberg joined the cast this season as Neptune’s new mayor. Those who are not fans of Veronica Mars are obviously stupid so I don’t care about them (I kid, I kid). Read more about the return of Steve Guttenberg here. Source: PortlandMercury.com