Katharine McPhee and her yellow dress vs. Taylor and his gray hair

In mere hours we will know who your next American Idol is.  Will it be the gorgeous and sultry Katharine McPhee, or will be it me the energetic and soulful Taylor Hicks?  If only there were a write-in option so my boy Chris Daughtry could take it all.  I’m so looking forward to seeing Chris singing again tonight during the finale.

What am I NOT looking forward to?  Seacrest dragging the show on for 2 hours.  It’s so painful.  Hopefully the cheesy numbers by the American Idol Top 10, and the performances by Carrie Underwood and Clay Aiken will make the night go by a bit faster.  Yes, I like Clay Aiken…so there!  Actually, I don’t know for sure that Clay is singing, but I hope he does.  I can’t wait for all this Gayken stuff to die down a bit so the boy can release another album.  No way can he do it know, every interview would be about who he likes to spend time with behind closed doors.  Um, we don’t care!!!

Uh, sorry, back to Katharine and Taylor.  Although I seriously doubt the 3-way split of 33.X% in votes last week (as Fatback pointed out, that’s damn near impossible when you are talking about millions of votes) the race could be close.  Both performers must be on their A-game tonight.  Taylor has to be especially fantastic because Simon clearly wants Katharine to win, and will use any opportunity he can to bring down Taylor.

If you come here often then you know where my votes are going tonight…yep, right to Daughtry.  Wait? What?  He’s out???  Damn, I forgot.  Well then it you and me Taylor…All.The.Way!!!

P.S.  Did you guys hear that Seacrest pulled an Bright Abbott/Irinia Derevko and fell right through some glass yesterday.  I’m sure he will take full advantage of his “injury” to get the attention and sympathy he sp desperately wants.  Seacrest…glass out!

P.S.S. How much do you want to bet that the American Idol producers hired “handlers” for Paula Abdul for tonight?  These people will be paid mad money to watch her every move and keep all pills and booze at a safe difference…and by that I mean, how do I get THAT job?!