The Hills, Katharine McPhee, JT vs. K-Fed and More…

The Hills are alive with the sound of… Heidi‘s whiny voice. Ugh, this girl drives me batty. I hope her parents are completely embarassed that they rasied a child that is so useless in this world. LC why are you friends with her when you could be spending time with your long lost friend, Lo? What do Lauren and Heidi possibly have in common? Well they do love to shop, so I guess that’s something. Check out the pics. (Dlisted)

American Idol’s Katharine McPhee missed the kickoff of the American Idol tour. Um, Katharine, maybe we should have a little talk about work ethic. You NEVER call into sick your first day of work. Your first week is fine, but your first day? Come on. (Fatback and Collards)

Will & Grace star, Megan Mullally, has already found a new gig. Seems that Megan will be wasting her funny doing a talk show. Snore. Zzzz. Really? One of the funniest women on TV, and she is doing a talk show? If Jack isn’t her co-host, then I’m probably not going to bother watching. (Just Jared)

MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch is back y’all. So who’s duking it out in ring this time around? Kevin “K-Fed” Federline and Justin “I’m so glad I didn’t marry Britney because she went to hell in a hand basket” Timberlake. Check out the pics and the videos (Popbytes)

Joan Rivers, Star Jones, Ryan Secrest, then….YOU?! Have you always wanted to be a red carpet corespondent? Well, now is your chance. E! is running a contest that will give a lucky somebody the chance to work the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest during the 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. I was thinking about sumbitting a tape, but I’m holding out hope to get my own Emmy press credentials. Fingers crossed. (E! Online)

Even in my house, the TV gets shut off once in awhile.  But usually it’s only because I’m off to the movies.  Before I hit the theaters, I always make sure to check out the latest reviews from my friends over at Pajiba. So if you are planning on checking out Beezlebub Wears the Issac Mizrahi Collection from Target, Pirates are a Bunch on Caribbean Queens, or It’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, it’s a Hot Guys in Tights, then you definitely want to check out Pajiba first to see if these flicks are worth the purse. (Pajiba)