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Breaking News: Britney Spears Divorcing Kevin Federline

November 7, 2006 by  

Breaking News: Britney Spears Divorces Kevin Federline

We take a break from our originally scheduled TV blogging, to bring you this IMPORTANT breaking news. The day has come!! Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. Sweet Jesus!! The girl has FINALLY come to her senses.

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights. As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees.

Did you all see Ms. Spears strutting her stuff on David Letterman last night? The wig was bad the body was rockin’.

Britney Spears on David Letterman

I soooo can’t wait to the comeback of Britney 2.0. Pull your sh$# together Brit and then give Justin a call…something tells me he’s been waiting for this day longer than the rest of us.

More importantly…without Brity’s money, K-Fed is going to fade off into the sunset never to be heard from again – well, that is until he knocks up some other half wit.

She’s bringing Sexy Back…yeah!!

OH and for those of you questioning why this news is on the TV blog…let me remind you of the travesty that was Kevin & Britney: Chaotic. See, I can always find a way to bring it back to TV.

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12 Responses to “Breaking News: Britney Spears Divorcing Kevin Federline”

  1. Whirl on November 7th, 2006 6:15 pm

    YESSSSS!!!!!!

    About time…now lets she if she can get Justin back.

  2. Stamford Worker on November 7th, 2006 6:23 pm

    Good for her! I knew it was going to happen just a matter of “when” and “why” I can’t wait for her comeback, And the fall of K-Fed hehehe, Revenge is sweet!

  3. Self-Employed World's Best Boss on November 7th, 2006 6:35 pm

    Wow. It only took her 2 years to figure out that he is a total loser. Now she can shed her trailer-trash cocoon and emerge the trend-setting butterfly we love and miss. I’m shocked to hear about the pre-nup – last I heard, she was insisting they’d be together forever and that a pre-nup wasn’t necessary. Way to go, Miss B!

  4. coloradokila on November 7th, 2006 8:29 pm

    There is dancing in the streets today!!

    Bring on the comeback.

  5. Denise (ddker) on November 7th, 2006 9:09 pm

    Yay, now K-Fed is single so I can go after him!!

    KIDDING-TOTALLY KIDDING!!!

    Looks like Britney finally came to her senses and got rid of the looser! It’s just too bad that she had to be stupid and pro-create with him first (twice!)

  6. Denise (ddker) on November 7th, 2006 9:09 pm

    Yay, now K-Fed is single so I can go after him!!

    KIDDING-TOTALLY KIDDING!!!

    Looks like Britney finally came to her senses and got rid of the loser! It’s just too bad that she had to be stupid and pro-create with him first (twice!)

  7. Misty Blue on November 8th, 2006 3:20 am

    I am so glad that Southern Women have something to be happy aobut, Pur Role Model showed Us the way put of a bad Situation.

  8. Me again. on November 8th, 2006 10:37 am

    This is fabulous news.

    Hopefully, without Brit’s money, Kevin’s music career will crash and burn, and it will be safe to listen to the radio again.

  9. laura on November 8th, 2006 1:24 pm

    A-effing-men

  10. Jim Mosby on November 8th, 2006 2:48 pm

    http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/kevin_federline_was_told_over.html

    dumped via text message…beautiful! Classy…..

  11. Deb on November 8th, 2006 4:34 pm

    GMMR….you know my love for Britney and this news made me a VERY happy girl last night!! Back to the old Britney! I cannot wait to see her in concert again!

  12. GMMR on November 8th, 2006 4:35 pm

    BTW…that was my favorite comment of the day. And look at you calling me GMMR…ha ha ha!!

    Love ya Deb!