THE OFFICE: Michael Scott Bobblehead Giveaway
December 6, 2007 by Kath Skerry
Another Thursday without a new episode of THE OFFICE. Sadly I can’t do much to help along the WGA negotiations but hopefully this will cheer you up. The peeps over at the NBC Universal store are giving away to one lucky GMMR reader one of the hottest new Office items of the season – the Michael Scott Talking Bobblehead!!
Win this contest and you can have Michael Scott uttering some of his most famous lines right on your desk. Or team up with your Dwight Schrute bobblehead (which I know you must already have) and send them on great Dunder Mifflin adventures.
Along with your bobblehead, the winner will also receive (2) “Support the Rabid” bracelets as seen in the “Fun Run” episode from earlier in the season.
How to Win….
Visit The Office store and listen to the infamous Michael Scott quotes featured in the new Michael Scott talking bobblehead. Now leave a comment on this post and tell me what Michael Scott quote should have been included but wasn’t?
GMMR’s OFFICE Holiday List…
If you haven’t visited The Office store at NBC.com lately check it out – they have some great stuff for you to add to your holiday gift list either for yourself or for a fellow Dunder Mifflinite.Β And in case anyone of my friends or family is interested, in addition to wanting Jim Halpert under the tree on Christmas morning, here’s a few items on my THE OFFICE holiday wish list:
- Dunder Mifflin Messenger Bag
- Dunder Mifflin Hoodie
- Michael Scott Talking Bobblehead
- A Dundie Award
- Dunder Mifflin Umbrella
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“I know the crap out of women”
One of Michael’s best quotes ever! Happy Holidays GMMR!
This should’ve been in there.
This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.
“I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little stitious.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
“I mean who’s gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin’ Donuts?”
or
“I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day. ”
and, I can’t believe they forgot…
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
“Then suddenly she ain’t yo ho, no mo.”
Shut up, Toby.
It’s so hard to pick a favorite, but I really love:
“You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.”
Who’s that sportscaster that bit that lady? Marv Something? Andy is like Marv Something: great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.
Not only my favorite Michael Scott quote, but my favorite quote from the office period: “Never, ever ever give up”
π
Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.
Bippity Boppity, give me the Zoppity.
“That’s what she said… OR, he said”
“I guess the atmosphere that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.”
“Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North’ and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.”
or, perhaps,
“WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?”
Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.
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I love the bleakness of his line in “The Job” when he sighs, “I am never, ever going to leave…I am going nowhere.”
In the spirit of the Christmas season, my pick for what should have been included is:
Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame. π
The hand strikes β¦ and gives a flower.
“I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”
Best ever.
“The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout “shotgun” when you’re within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That’s how the game’s played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.”
“Yeppers!”
“This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.”
*snicker* I love Michael!
“Jim is a friend of mine, so the only people this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam. And me.”
Such a great quote for the whole series…
Happy Holidays!
“The worst thing about prison was the- was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they’d come down and they suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt! “
Yeessshhhh
“Yeah I have flaws, like I sing in the shower, I volunteer to much, and occasionally I hit someone with my car. So sue me…wait no not really”
“Yeah I have flaws, like I sing in the shower, I volunteer too much, and occasionally I hit someone with my car. So sue me…wait no not really”
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um…easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
darn i wanted to say “i’m not superstitious i’m just a little stitious.”
but the quote i’d like to submit is:
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
I know its one of the ones NBC uses all the time for him, but I just love it. Its so Michael.
Iβm an early bird and a night owl. So Iβm wise and I have worms.
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um…easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
&
“I swore to myself if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh as they saw me coming, and they’d applaud as I walked away.”
It is seriously lacking some turtle action.
“WHERE ARE THE TURRRRRRRRTLES?!”
Stupid corporate wet blankets… it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.
One of my very favorites in referring to Andy:
“Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow, seems smart enough. Likes me alot. A Lot. Too much. Like a crazy person a little. Not super crazy, just…there’s something about him that creeps me out. I can’t really explain it. He’s always up in my bidness. Which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me. I don’t understand how someone could have so little self-awareness.”
“It’s not like booze ever killed anyone.”
It was on company property with company property. So, double jeopardy. We are fine.
Would I rather be feared or loved? Um,easy– both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Genius.
i know these have been said already but they are my favorite Michael quotes:
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be”
“Abraham Lincoln once said that if youβre a racist, I will attack you with the North”
“Never, ever, ever give up”
By the way, I love reading everyone else’s favorite quotes. It makes me miss my show even more.
“Dwight, you ignorant slut”! – hee! I love it and I think it would be fun to have a bobblehead that says that π
I agree with the already mentioned, but I’ve always liked this one:
“I don’t understand how someone could have so little self-awareness.”
or if it isn’t too long:
“I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.”
Happy Birthday Jesus, sorry your party is so lame!
I LOVED:
βDwight, you ignorant slut!β
This, is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.
the first quote that came to mind was, “i know the crap out of women!” but since someone already used that one, i’ll go with, “He’s finished work, he’s on his way home, WHAM, his cappa is detated from his head!” i crack up from that every time i think about it, haha
“Every year I get a $100 gas card….can’t put a price on that.”
“A little booze not hurt anyone!”
I’m gonna drop a deuce on everybody
One of my all-time favorites:
“This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.”
And even though it has already been mentioned several times:
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
And lastly:
“Hey Darryl, How’s it hanging? (laughter)”
The way he laughs just gets me everytime.
Here goes mine! This to me was one of the best things Michael has ever said! Ever!!
“BFD. Engaged ain’t married.”
“Hug it out, Bitch”.
How can they make a Michael Scott Bobblehead WITHOUT “Hug it Out Bitch”???
“You may look around, and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”
I can’t believe “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” isn’t in there. That’s probably my all-time favorite.
“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss thatβs always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.”
Or
“Hereβs the thing, Chiliβs is the new golf course. Itβs where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.”
It needs to be said again, iβm not superstitious iβm just a little stitious. It just doesn’t get better than that, or more Michael Scott than that.
From Product Recall:
“I need two men on this. That’s what she said! NO TIME! But she did. NO TIME!”
Boom! Freeze! Michael Scoon, FBI. You know what you did. Boom! Boom! Boom!
My favorites are…
“Well, Happy Birthday, Jesus, sorry your partyβs so lame.”
&
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
My favorite!
“Iβm an early bird and a night owl. So Iβm wise and I have worms.”
Oops! Somebody already used what I said, So i’ll repost and say another Michael Scott Quote, “Stanley’s don’t grow on trees”
Stupid corporate! Wet blankets…it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.
Michael singing “teach your children well”
Michael singing “sexy thing” from the dundies episode
I love inside jokes. I’d like to be a part of one some day.
One of my favorites..
Now you may look around and see two groups here: white-collar and blue-collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar blind.
Dwight, you ignorant slut
“You guys suck! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you suck!”
“Computers are all about trying to murder you in a lake.” All time favorite.
Also:
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
Here are my favorite picks……..
Michael: We canβt overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails, but real business is done on paper.
Michael: It takes a big man to admit his mistake and thatβs what I did. The important thing is I learned something. I donβt want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.
Michael: So you want to start a business, how do you start? What do you need? Well first of all you need a building. Secondly you need supply. You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be a thingamajig, or a whoseywhatsey orβ¦a Whatchamacallit. Now, you need to sell those in order to have a Payday. Andβ¦if you see enough of them, you will make a 100 Grandβ¦.satisfied?
“Ain’t no party like a Scranton party, cause’ a Scranton Party don’t stop!”
It’s been said above, but I absolutely love this one:
“Iβm an early bird and a night owl. So Iβm wise and I have worms.”
I miss the new episodes… stupid strike! go writers!
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” is missing.
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” is listed but it doesn’t play…
The first thing that came to mind is already taken:
Yeeesshh!
So, how about:
Respect. R-e-s-v-spee-t. Find out what it means to me.
“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me TWICE… strike… three…”
Iβm not superstitious. Iβm just a little stitious.
(brilliant.)
“This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.”
That is my favorite Office quote of all times!! I have stationery that says it.
‘Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.’
“When I was five years old, I had these Spiderman pajamas, and one night my mom was tucking me in, and she tried to give me a raspberry on my tummy – you know: phfft! – and uh, I tried to crawl away, and what happened was her eyes were closed and she grabbed me and she kissed me on my butt, and it was just the worst. So I know what it’s like to have your butt kissed, literally, and it’s- it’s terrible, and it better not be what Andy is doing.”
“I…. declare… BANKRUPTCYYYY!!!!”
All the good ones have been taken! Oh well.
This wouldn’t really work for a bobblehead, but Michael’s “Not great” after they light the Christmas tree in Christmas Party has me rolling on the floor everytime I hear it!
It’s also one of my favorite Office moments. =)
Yeeshh.
The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being wierded out by gays.
No way guys, it’s gotta be:
“Yaaaaaaankee Swap”
“Dunder Mifflin, limitless paper…in a paperless world.”
Bippity Boppity, give me the Zoppity
Oh goodness! I love all of them:
“You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”
&
” I love inside jokes. I’d like to be a part of one some day.”
π
New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.
“You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.”
And one of my all time favorites…
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
“Power point…. Power point! Power! Point!”
“Ho Ho HO PIMP”
‘Teach her to offer Stanley more money’
or
‘Pam and Jim are together, Ryan is visiting. The only thing that could make this better is ice cream.’
My all time favorite!
‘Families grow, and at some point the daddy can’t take a bath with the kids anymore. I’m upper management, and it’d be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam- as much as I might want to.’
“Just climb on top of her and think about Stanley.”
YYYYAAANNNNNNKKEEEE SWAP!
The way he says that just kills me every time.
MIIIIIIINT CHOCOLATE CHIP! Mint chocolate chip.
“There’s such a thing as good grief. Ask Charlie Brown.”
best quote ever…
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
Short and simple:
“I Braveheart.”
I love sweet and sensitive Micheal. How about “that’s our building…and we make paper”. Gets me every time.
“When I said that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.”
-Michael Gary Scott
“Uh, This is excellent. Although alarm bells are kind of going “Ringy Dingy Dingy!”
“Awesome Blossom, extra awesome”
“Dancing… is… a primitive art-form… used in ancient times to express oneself with… the body! And communicate! What am I trying to say with my body?”
“Pam, will you rub butter on my foot?”
you don’t call retarted people retards, just bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarted.
Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North’ and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
I want one of these so badly, but I won’t be buying anything until the strike is over, so… *crosses fingers*
“You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding, and his kindness healed my foot.”
“Ah, I need my entourage: Jim, Dwight, Ryan. C’mon, we’re going to Asian Hooters.”
“I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos.”
“I’ll be baaack!”
I have a soft spot for the Ben Franklin episode because it was my first (after my middle school students asked me if it was true if Ben Franklin really had syphilis) so my choice would be:
“Well, Ben Franklin, you’re really kind of a sleezebag”
Cracks me up every time!
How could they not include this one:
“This is a place of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.”
It’s a travesty, I tell you!!
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!” or “May your hats fly as high as your dreams”
Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
“Yeah, I went hunting once…shot the deer in the leg…had to kill it with a shovel…it took about an hour. Why do you ask?”
Goodness, all the good ones I was coming up with have been taken already. It’s probably because Office-lovers have great taste. π
Michael: Oh, fun fact β I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.
Michael: Well apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, you, that would be chaos.
Michael: Negotiations are all about controlling things. About being in the driver’s seat. And, make one tiny mistake you’re dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore women’s clothes.
I love you people…not Michael Scott, just me π
I bet you’d like to know all the details, you skeevy little perv.
“WHERE ARE THE TURTLES”!!
Priceless…the line that had me laughing the most in this last season π
I didn’t go through to read all, so hopefully no one put this.. I just think this is one of my favs.
“Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Lover”. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”
“Yesh.”
“Mint Chocolate Chip!”
Last week I would’ve given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would’ve reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don’t have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, “Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.”
“They are trying to make me an escape goat.”
Everybody’s picked so many of my favorites already! I say we petition for a second edition Michael Scott bobblehead with all of our quotes. π
How about: “I like to start my day off with a hearty bowl of JAN. Just call me Levinson in the mornin’, baby”
“His capa was detated!”
my favourite has got to be
“First new message: Hi Ryan! This is Saddam Hussein.”
“Was this year’s Dundies a success? Well, let me see. I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair and she almost broke her neck. So I killed. Almost. “
I really like:
“yes, I was the first one out. And yes, Iβve heard “women and children first”. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.”
and I like:
“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.”
Actually this one is the best
“Good night… Hey, you know what? Why don’t I come with you? Because I’ve got this book, called the Kama Sutra- “
There are so many!
I’m going to go with “The company has made it my responsibilty today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays.”
This quote from Dwight’s Speech makes me laugh so hard!!!…
‘The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman… is boobs!’
Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.”
“ABSOFRUITLY!”
“Computers are about murdering you in a lake!”
“Stupid corporate! Wet blankets…it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.”
“It’s about to get all stupid up in here.”
One of the funniest quotes I have ever heard.
“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”
– The tone in which Michael recites this quote is so serious, it’s perfect!
Yeah, there were some great quotes from S3 and S4, but if I remember correctly, NBC only wanted ones from S1 and S2 for the bobblehead…
Anyways, I don’t know why but Michael saying “Yankee Swap” cracks me up. π
I love:
“Shut….it”
” It’s really incaulc-c-ulable”
“Dwight you ignorant slut!”
“Hug it out Bitch”
“I tented my pants”
“I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to call you faggy” (cry)
Oh there are sooo many I love!!!
Cock in the henhouse! from Hot Girl of course!
“We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young and we called him my brother β and thatβs what I thought he was β and then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans.”
“I’m co giving the bride away.”
“Toby this is an orientation, not a boringentation.”
Sigh, they’re all so good!
“Well, Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
“Just climb on top of her and think about Stanley.β
βWould I rather be feared or loved? Umβ¦easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.β
I would have loved this line for the bobble head:
“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.β
or just the great, “Shut up, Toby!”
My favorite has already been said, but here it is anyway…
“I’m not superstitious, I’m just a little stitious.”
It wasn’t a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
“you know what they say, fool my once strike one but fool me twice, strike three.”
or
“Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.”
OMGOSH!! I LOVE ALL OF THESE!!!!!!! π Okay, so here’s a few I’m pretty sure aren’t on here yet… π
after kevin saws off the top of the christmas tree cause it was too big (that’s what she said)… kevin asks “what are we going to do with this hacked off part?”
“well, that is a perfectly good mini tree kevin. and we are going to sell that to charity… that’s what christmas is all about…” π
and
“ryan has never made a sale! and, he started a FIRE… trying to make a cheesy pita… and everybody thinks he’s a tease. well, ya know what??? he doesn’t know anything, and neither do you…. so *SUCK* *ON* *THAAAT*!!!”
and…
“5-4-3…. there is no way I will resign. it wouldn’t be fair. not to the good workers I work with. not to my clients, and especially not to me. let’s not forget who this whole resigning business is about anyway… if I could leave you with one thought… remember, it wasn’t me. they are trying to make me an escape goat. if I am fired, I swear to god, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F word on it… the F word. ….you have one day.”
Pam: “one day for what?”
Back to Michael: “that’s… they always give an ultimatum.”
π
Both of mine were taken! “Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.” And “Yesh.” How about, “Assistant TO the regional manager.” I don’t think I have seen that one yet…
Both of mine were taken! “Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.” And “Yesh.” How about, “Assistant TO the regional manager.”? I don’t think I have seen that one yet…
Both of mine were taken! “Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.” And “Yesh.” How about, “Assistant TO the regional manager.”? I don’t think I have seen that one yet.
Sorry! Nothing is more annoying than someone posting 283 times because their computer is screwy. Lo siento!
Stupid corporate! Wet blankets…it’s not like booze ever killed anyone.
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micheals a dick hating ryan all cause of what pam said fuck micheal and
this shitty show.
sure I’ll take it!
Is this still available? I’d like to get one! I’m such a fanatic for bobbleheads and actually tried to make one. But, the quality is just too poor. During our wedding, me and my wife actually decided to give out bobbleheads for party giveaways and the guest love it! We ordered it from Bobblefactory.com .