Watch 30 ROCK Premiere Online Today!

Bring on the unicorns, Mexican cheese curls, and gay bombs! The season premiere of 30 ROCK won’t hit the airwaves until Oct. 30, but you can watch it right now, right here at GMMR. I kid you not!

Can’t watch right now but want some hints? Jack is back (kind of), Liz is indeed on the adoption track (with help from a refreshingly non-Karen Megan Mullally), and Tracy’s porn video game is raking in some big bucks. Toss in the still-mute Kathy Geiss, her weenie of a “husband,” Devon Banks, and a titillating soap opera tease between Liz and Jack, and you have all the makings of another Emmy-worthy season (plus one of the simplest, sweetest endings you can imagine).

Here’s a sneak peek of the first couple of episodes, with famous faces galore:

— posted by Kari

Kari is a 30 Rock fanatic and will be taking it out on you, her new imaginary friends.