Don Draper’s Guide to Picking Up Women

The ultimate ladies man, Don Draper, reveals the secrets to picking up women.

Step 1:
When in doubt, remain absolutely silent.

Step 2:
When asked about your past give vague, open ended answers.

Step 3:
Have a great name.

Step 4:
Look fantastic in a suit
Looks fantastic in casual wear
Look fantastic in anything
Sound good
Smell good
Kiss good
Strut around with supreme confidence
Be uncannily successful at your job
Blow people away everytime you say anything
Take six hour lunches
Disappear for weeks at a time
Lie to everyone about everything
Drink and smoke constantly
…basically be Don Draper