DANCING WITH THE STARS Announces Pairings for Season 9

The things I do for you people.

You know how I feel about this show but here I am still passing along the info about the pairings for the Fall season of DANCING WITH THE STARS. Don’t ever say I don’t do anything nice.

Go Chelsie and Dmitry!!

* AARON CARTER, pop star, teams with KARINA SMIRNOFF, who returns for her seventh season.

* NATALIE COUGHLIN, Olympic champion swimmer, teams with Season 1 champion ALEC MAZO, who returns for his fifth season.

* MARK DACASCOS, “Iron Chef” star, joins LACEY SCHWIMMER, who returns for her third season.

* TOM DELAY, former House Majority Leader, teams up with two-time champion CHERYL BURKE, who returns for her eighth season.

* MACY GRAY, Grammy Award ®winner, teams with JONATHAN ROBERTS, who returns for his seventh season.

* ASHLEY HAMILTON, actor and comedian, teams with EDYTA SLIWINSKA, who is the only pro to compete in all nine seasons of “Dancing with the Stars.”

* MELISSA JOAN HART, actress, teams up with reigning two-time “Dancing with the Stars” champ MARK BALLAS, who returns for his fifth season.

* KATHY IRELAND, entrepreneur and model, teams with TONY DOVOLANI, who returns for his eighth season.

* MICHAEL IRVIN, NFL Hall of Famer, teams with Season 8’s Professional Dancer Competition winner ANNA DEMIDOVA, who makes her debut.

* JOANNA KRUPA, model, teams with Season 7 champ DEREK HOUGH, who returns for his fifth season.

* CHUCK LIDDELL, Ultimate Fighting Champion, teams with ANNA TREBUNSKAYA, who returns for her fourth season.

* DEBI MAZAR, actress, teams with MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY, who returns for his seventh season.

* MYA, award winning singer, teams with DMITRY CHAPLIN, who returns for his second season.

* KELLY OSBOURNE, reality star, teams up with LOUIS VAN AMSTEL, who returns for his fifth season.

* DONNY OSMOND, showbiz legend, is paired with KYM JOHNSON, who returns for her seventh season.

* LOUIE VITO, professional snowboarder, joins CHELSIE HIGHTOWER, who returns for her second season.

“Dancing with the Stars” Season 9 kicks off on MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET) when eight teams strut their stuff, while the other eight teams will show off their moves on TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 (8:00-10:00 p.m., ET). On a special night and time, two couples will learn their fate and be sent home, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET).

Whatevs.