Tonight’s TV Spotlight…Friday, August 7, 2009 (Updated)

All due respect to Danny Tanner, but I’m going to be so happy when I can having a Friday TV Spotlight post and it doesn’t include “Surviving Suburbia”. PUSHING DAISES gets canned and this show is allowed to run all summer long?  Seriously?!

A few fan favorites are included in this list of otherwise bleh Friday night shows. (Geesh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the HOH bed this morning.)

UPDATE: Oops, my bad.  Completely forgot that tonight is the premiere of PSYCH and MONK on USA.  Bad blogger!  Tune in to both these shows and you won’t be disappointed.

Monk | 9pm on USA
“Mr. Monk’s Favorite Show”
Monk is thrilled to be the bodyguard of a former child star after an attempt is made on her life, until he learns how different she is from her TV alter ego.

Psych | 10pm on USA
“Extradition: British Columbia”
While vacationing in Canada, Shawn and Gus track an international art thief who has eluded Lassiter for years

Surviving Suburbia | 8pm on ABC
“No Reception”
Steve wants Anne to break away from her manipulative mother; Henry receives counseling from Dr. Jim.

The Goode Family | 9:30pm on ABC
“A Goode Man is Hard to Find”
Gerald thinks Mo and Trish want him to be the sperm donor for their next child; Charlie decides to teach Ubuntu how to be a man.

Eureka | 9pm on Syfy
“If You Build It…”
A strange structure comprised of electronics and scrap metal is assembled in a field by Eureka’s teenagers, who appear to have been manipulated while they were sleeping.

Mental | 9pm on Fox
“Lines in the Sand”
After years of trying to find her, Jack is reunited with his schizophrenic sister; Veronica asks Jack to help her treat a war veteran who suffers from amnesia and PTSD.

The Soup | 10pm on E!
“The Week in Review”
A weekly recap of various pop culture and television show moments of the week. The show is hosted by Joel McHale, who provides sarcastic and biting commentary on the various clips.

On the late night couch…

• The Late Show with David Letterman: Joaquin Phoenix, Bar Rafaelli, Anthony Hamilton (R 2/11/09)
• The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Eric Bana, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Flo Rida
• The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Don Rickles, Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings
• Jimmy Kimmel Live:  Quentin Tarantino, Rachel Nichols
• Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Paul Giamatti, Ken Jeong, Julian Plenti
• Chelsea Lately: Melissa Gilbert, Loni Love, Guy Branum, Brad Wollack (R 7/28/09)
• Last Call with Carson Daly: Jimmy Fallon, Mistress Mary, Bobby Ray (R 5/6/09)

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Podcast: Season Finale Podcast

And the Winner of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Season 5 is…

We just finished the finale and cannot believe that the season is over. For our final SYTYCD podcast of the season we examine the results, the Judges Choice Encore performances, and the big surprise of the night!

Find out which Judge we wished was shanked; which Judge needed a new top; which podcast host was almost murdered tonight and which podcast host performed a Season 6 audition piece!

There’s a lot of laughter, a few screams, some tears and even a moment of terror jam packed into this finale podcast so listen up and join in on the discussion.

Thanks for an amazing season and we’ll be talking SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE once again this fall.

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Who Went Home on BIG BROTHER?

Listen, I’m busy live blogging SYTYCD but I wanted to jump in and let you know who got evicted from tonight’s BIG BROTHER. I’ll also let you know who won the Coup D’etat and who won HOH.

Keep reading after the jump to find out.

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Who Won SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?

UPDATE: Looking to find out who won SYTYCD? Was it Jakob, Ellenore, Russell, Kathryn, Ryan or Ashleigh? Click here to find out: Who won SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?

It’s here. The season finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE! Are you ready? I’m not sure I am. What am I going to do next Wednesday and Thursday? Such a void to fill.

Ducky, Heather and I are ready to watch. Heather even just pranced around my house in her SYTYCD audition outfit. I wish I had a picture to share but she wouldn’t let me. Just know it was fabulous.

I’m going to do my best to live blog tonight’s season finale. It’s not going to be easy since I’m watching with others, but I’ll try.

I hope you’ll be watching with me. The comments are open.

• 8:01pm: Cat Deeley welcomes us to the finale.  She looks stunning!

• 8:02pm: The Top 20 take the stage for an encore presentation of “Brand New Day”. Jason and his chest are back!  Dan has already mistaken Jonathan for Jason. Will he ever learn?! Nice seeing some of our favorites.  What up Tony…Paris…how soon we forget. Way to start off the show people!

• 8:04pm: Jeanine and Brandon get the biggest applause of the evening.

• Tonight’s judging panels includes Lil C, Mia, Tyce, Debbie, The Shankman, Mary, and creepy Uncle Nigel. How hot does Travis look in his suit?

• A montage of some of the auditions through Vegas week are making me emotional. Don’t make fun. I’ll hurt you.

• Ah, that cast of GLEE!  I’m such a GLEEker!

• 8:18pm: Who doesn’t love a good montage? Even if it was a montage of last night.

• As happens with every finale, the judges pick their favorite routines of the season. Shankman was up first with Jeanine & Philip’s Week 1 Hip Hop routine. Jeanine was so much stronger this time around.  Still didn’t love it.

• Nigel chose the fabulous Argentine Tango by Jeanette and Brandon. Still smoking hot!!

• Debbie Allen loved the Waltz by Louis Van Amstel Light and performed by Auska and Vitolio. Snooze.

• Mary picks one of my favorite dances of the season – Travis Wall’s contemporary routine by Jeanine and Jason! YES! They made out again and Jeanine wanted more. I don’t blame ya, sista!

• Mia “I’m too fierce to live” Michaels has picked Max & Kayla’s smokin’ hot Samba as her top choice.

• I’m ok with blatant product placement when the product is the movie FAME starring SYTYCD alum, Kherrington Payne!

• I forgot what HOT BUSINESS the Dmitry/NappyTabs number was!!

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GREEK Rush Week: Day 4 – Notable Quotables

Like a typical college student, yesterday I skipped class. But today’s GREEK Rush Week lesson is all about literature. Famous quotes that have affected history and changed the course of man kind.

Study up on the quotes below because you never know when you’ll be called on in class.

Lesson plan aside, GREEK has some of the funniest and sharpest dialogue on TV today. Just re-reading some of these quotes from the show I was in tears. Hilarious! Cappie of course is the king of the quips, so he tends to get the best lines, but the others are definitely on their game too.

Here’s a few Cappie highlights and then a plethora of GREEK quotes that hopefully give you a sense of the fun that you’ll have by watching!!

As a reward for reading through all the quotes, you’ll be able to enter today’s all new GREEK Prize Pack. It’s a new day. We’ll pick a new winner from the comments we receive. Will it be you?

Cappie: Can we all be mature and just say what we’re really feeling? How the hell could they cancel Gilmore Girls!

Cappie: You know fun. F…U…
Evan: N?
Cappie: Nope.. that’s it.

Ashleigh: “You used to be this focused, driven person. When did you become this girl? Someone who sits around pining and making lists, and second guessing your choices? Paging Dr. Grey.”

Casey: Ash.

Ashleigh: “No, wait. You are more like Joey Potte

Casey: “Whoa, ok I get the point.”

Ashleigh: “No, you’re worse. You’re the F word.”

Casey: “Dont’ say it.”

Ashleigh: “Felicity.”

Casey: “You bitch!”

Rusty: “Nope. Still hard Evan. My feelings that is. My feelings are still hard.”

(Talking about the crank generator)
Heath: So do you know how to work this thingy? I was kinda wondering when the cell service will be back.
(Rusty cranks it and it comes on)
Heath: Cool! It’s like magic!
Rusty: Actually it’s a simple crank generator that turns friction into electricity.
Heath: Or magic!

Evan: “I didn’t think the KT’s believed in exercise.”
Cappie: “Well, we just want to keep our heart rates up for when your mom is in town.”

Cappie: Classes don’t start for a week That’s an entire week of eating, sleeping, drinking beer, watching the entire series of “Full House on DVD.”

Casey: That’s all you did all summer?

Cappie: Of course not, I also watched Jon & Kate Plus 8. It’s amazing how they make it all work.

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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Podcast: Top Four Finale Performances

Here we go kids, it’s the Season 5 Finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE! Dan and I discuss all of the routines, the finale expectations, the Judges commentary and Cat Deeley’s awesomeness.

Did Kayla, Brandon, Evan and Jeanine live up to previous seasons’ finalists? Were the finale dances as amazing and memorable as years past? Did Shankman dazzle us with his genius or completely disappoint us? Who gave us one of the most unbelievable solo’s in the history of the show?

Sit back, ignore your work load and get ready for the Winner of Season 5 to be revealed!

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Tonight’s TV Spotlight…Thursday, August 6, 2009

Congratulations…you’ve made it to Thursday. In honor of this great achievement I’ve pulled together a full night of wonderful TV for you.

You all know me by now to know what my BIG show is tonight…yes, it’s the finale of SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE.  Despite having company tonight, I’m going to do my best my live blog the finale, so I hope you join us at 8pm est!

The other show I’m super excited about tonight is BIG BROTHER.  Fingers are still crossed that Ronnie is going home, but more important tonight we find out who won the very power coup d’etat.  Please please please don’t spoil me 🙂

And over on USA it’s the mid-season finales for both BURN NOTICE and ROYAL PAINS, so you don’t want to miss either of those.

A lot of shows to choose from. Which shows will YOU be checking out tonight? Leave a comment here or send me a message via Twitter.

Big Brother 11 | 8pm on CBS
In tonight’s episode, the houseguests are going to evict either Ronnie formerly of the “Brains” clique or Lydia, the unstable tattoo lady of the “Off Beats”. More importantly, the audience will learn which houseguest was awarded the powerful coup d’etat. A new HOH will be revealed. I’l be updating the results live so stay tuned.

So You Think You Can Dance | 8pm on Fox
The Rage Boyz Crew performs; Talia Fowler, winner of season two of “So You Think You Can Dance Australia” performs; the winner is announced. [GMMR: Check out our SYTYCD Podcast recapping last night’s Top 4 performance show. We’ll post a post-finale podcast too. And set your clocks to join me here at 8pm est tonight.]

Skins | 9pm on BBCA | Season Premiere
“Everyone”;”Effy”
In the Season 3 premiere, a new group of teens arrives at Roundview School; Freddie, JJ and Cook try to make a good first impression on Effy. [GMMR: I don’t watch SKINS but I know many, many of my blogger friends that do and they love it. You might want to give it a shot tonight.]

Burn Notice | 9pm on USA
“Long Way Back”
After years of hiding, a dangerous man from Fiona’s past resurfaces in Miami with deadly intentions; Michael teams up with Fiona’s ruthless brother to do whatever it takes to save her.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta | 10pm on Bravo
NeNe hopes to make amends with Kim; Lisa and Ed have their first fertility visit; Kandi works on her solo album. [GMMR: After episode one I can already tell I don’t like these housewives as much as I did those crazy broads from NJ.]

Royal Pains | 10pm on USA
“It’s Like Jamals Vu All Over Again”
Hank and Divya treat a girl who develops bizarre symptoms after falling off a horse; Hank believes the girl’s father is hiding something; the arrival of Jill’s ex-husband throws Hank for a loop.plans.

On the late night couch…

• The Late Show with David Letterman: Ray Romano, St. Vincent (R 6/24/09)
• The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien:  Ed Helms, the Jonas Brothers
• The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Glasvegas
• Jimmy Kimmel Live: Sienna Miller, Dave Salmoni, Doug Benson
• Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Jeremy Piven, Charlyne Yi, Greg Giraldo
• Chelsea Lately: Jamie Lynn Sigler, Ben Gleib, Natasha Leggero, Michael Yo
• Last Call with Carson Daly: Cassidy Freeman, Ben Harper & Relentless7 (R 4/17/09)
• The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Dara Torres
• The Colbert Report: Meryl Streep

Which shows will YOU be checking out tonight? Leave a comment here or send me a message via Twitter.

WAREHOUSE 13: Elements

Remember two weeks ago when I said that one thing I liked about the show was that there weren’t any bad guys? Well, we had one tonight, didn’t we?!

But, BingoMania, I thought it worked. In fact, I thought the whole episode worked. It was def my fave of the season. I want a hammock in the warehouse. All the cool stuff happens there (and, as my friend Lauren said, the cookies in the warehouse always look fantastic).

The show and writers have embraced quirkiness, and I for one couldn’t be more pleased. Why the heck not, right? It plays to the strengths of the actors and genre. It’s summer. I want to laugh and be intrigued, and this show does both for me.

Our artifact/case for the week involved a Native American robe that, when worn, allowed the wearer to pass through walls. In this case, to steal a series of art/artifacts in order to gain ultimate power over rock, water, fire and wind. Freaky!

And this episode picked back up with more character interaction, just like I wished for last week. Artie + Claudia, Pete + Myka, Artie + Myka, etc, etc. And I didn’t even mind Leena hanging out. My heart was warmed when Myka said “Hey, partner” to Pete in the hospital room, and their banter about ‘dating’ and ‘smiling’ made me happy. The episode ran on the engine of character growth, not just funky gadgets, and for it to succeed in the long run, this is how the writers need to operate.

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THE OFFICE Season 6 Spoilers

Jenna Fischer rocks my world!  Nothing like getting spoilers on your favorite shows directly from the stars themselves.  But that’s just what Ms. Fischer gave us in her latest MySpace blog.

Want a little nugget about the new season and what’s going on with Pam Beesly? (Keep reading after the jump).

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TRUE BLOOD’s Stephen Moyer & Anna Paquin Engaged!

These vampire/human unions are all the rage these days. TRUE BLOOD co-stars Stephen Moyer, who plays the dark and debonair vampire Bill Condon, and Anna Paquin, his human love interest Sookie Stackhouse, have just become engaged. Their reps have confirmed the good news but the twosome have yet to make a statement.

Congrats Sookie & Bill….and Stephen & Anna.

Tonight’s TV Spotlight…Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Nothing good on tonight. I think I may just read a book and turn in early.

Or…

I could watch part one of the SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE finale!! Can you believe that tonight is the last performance night of the season? I can’t. Cah-razy! I’m so very excited and I hope you are too. Dan and I will be watching together and getting out our final performance night SYTYCD podcast of the summer.

But of course SYTYCD isn’t the only show on the old tube tonight, here are a few highlights from tonight’s TV lineup. If I missed anything leave me a comment or tweet me at twitter.com/gmmr.

So You Think You Can Dance | 8pm on Fox
Tonight the guys and the girls are paired up and the final four dancers will take the stage for the last time in competition. Your votes tonight will determine whether Jeanine, Kayla, Brandon or Evan is crowned America’s Favorite Dancer on tomorrow night’s results show.

Wipeout | 8pm on ABC
Former fan favorites return for an all-star episode in which contestants take on an obstacle course in hopes of winning the $50,000 grand prize. [GMMR: What? An All Star ep of WIPEOUT? Hilarious]

Leverage | 9pm on TNT
“The Fairy Godparents Job”
A clinic is forced to close because its funds were lost in a Ponzi scheme; the team goes after a corrupt investment banker who has money hidden from the authorities.

Dark Blue | 10pm on TNT
“K-Town”
Ty and Dean team up to crush a rough-hewn Korean mob boss, but tension grows between the two undercover men when Ty works cautiously and Dean adopts a rash, less careful approach. [GMMR: Raise your hand if you are watching!]

The Philanthropist| 10pm on ABC
“Kashmir”
One of Phillip and Teddy’s college friends asks for help negotiating with Indian and Pakistani governments; Teddy goes missing.

Top Chef Masters | 10pm on Bravo
“Dietary Restrictions”
The five remaining chefs engage in a battle of burgers; guests actress Zooey Deschanel and filmmaker Morgan Spurlock. [GMMR: Seems “Masters” was a bit of a bust for the fans.  But TOP CHEF will be returnning soon and so will SB and her weekly reviews.]

On the late night couch…

• The Late Show with David Letterman: Johnny Depp, Megan Fox (R 6/25/09)
• The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien:Sienna Miller, Steve Schirripa
• The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Wolf Blitzer, Rose Byrne
• Jimmy Kimmel Live:Vanessa Hudgens, Eli Roth, Miike Snow
• Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Chris Kattan
• Chelsea Lately: Elisabeth Moss, Chris Hardwick, Jo Koy, Renee Gauthier
• Last Call with Carson Daly: Ed McMahon*, Nick Jasenovec, Ida Maria (R 6/24/09)
• The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Paul Giamatti
• The Colbert Report: Kris Kobach

*Carson Daly is airing a repeat with the recently departed Ed McMahon? Odd, no?

What will YOU be watching tonight? Anything other shows you want to let people know about?

BREAKING…Paula Abdul Not Returning AMERICAN IDOL

This just in courtesy of Miss Paula Abdul herself.

It seems contract negotiations aimed at bringing Paula Abdul back as an IDOL judge have gone South.  According to the latest Twitter updates from Paula herself, she will NOT be returning to IDOL.

From Twitter.com/PaulaAbdul:

With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to #IDOL. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all..

I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent,but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day 1 become an international phenomenon.

What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me

It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month

I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all

Do you think she’s really gone or is she using Twitter as a negotiation tactic?

If she is gone, will you miss Paula? Kara, Randy and Simon have all signed on, so are we back to just three judges? Will people be resentful that Kara is back over Paula?

Weigh in below.

GREEK Rush Week: Day 2 – Getting to Know GREEK Row

UPDATE: I’m going to keep the Day 2 GREEK Prize Pack open another full day!  You know have until 11:59pm EST on August 5th to enter.

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It’s Day 2 of  GREEK Rush Week, and if you want a shot to be part of the Campus Rhodes Greek system you’re going to need to know who’s who on GREEK Row.  Who are the big players that control the best houses on campus?

As today’s Rush Week lesson, here’s a little guide to the people and places that you need to know to get ahead.

Make sure you read until the end of our guide as we’ve got another GREEK Rush Week Prize Pack to giveaway. GMMR reader Debbie won yesterday’s giveaway.  Will you be today’s winner?  More at the end of this post.

The Houses…

• Zeta Beta Zeta (aka ZBZ, Zeta Beta)
  Considered the best sorority house on campus, ZBZ is home to many of our favorite sisters including Casey Cartwright, Ashleigh Howard and Rebecca Logan. There is a long legacy of tradition within this sisterhood, and let’s just say their alums always have an ear in the house. The ZBZs are known for being fiercely loyal…except when they’re not.

• Omega Chi Delta (aka Omega Chi, O Chi)
  As far as frats go, many consider Omega Chi to be at the top of the heap. Academics, athletics, and networking are high on the Omega Chi priority list. As is socializing with the ZBZ sisters.  Evan Chambers and Calvin Owens are among Omega Chi’s many upstanding brothers.

• Kappa Tau Gamma (aka Kappa Tau, KT)
  If you’re looking for a good time, look no further than the KT house. Just watch “Animal House” and you might have a sense as to what being a Kappa Tau is all about.  Led my the industrious Cappie, the KT traditions center less around values and more around beer…and girls…and sleep. Rusty is just one of the many KT brother worth getting to know.  But for me, I say no Kappa Tau visit is complete without catching up with Beaver and of course, Jeremy!

• Iota Kappa Iota (aka I Kap, IKI, Icky)
  If you’re just getting aquainted with the GREEK way of life, I wouldn’t worry too much about the IKI’s right now.  But give it a little time and you’ll know what they are all about.

Who You Need to Know on GREEK Row…

Casey Cartwright
The consummate sorority operator and ultimate “it” girl, Casey has it all — looks, brains and she’s a leader in the best sorority on campus, ZBZ.  But there’s more to life than just picking out the perfect outfit. There’s Evan to think about. And Cappie. And of course there’s her little brother, Rusty. She’s the golden girl with the golden touch. But what happens to this Greek goddess when her perfect world implodes?

Ashleigh Howard
Loyal and adoring, Ashleigh is Casey’s best friend and her biggest fan. Main strengths? A sunny personality and ability to see the positives in any situation.  Her Achilles heel? Taste in men. Is he mean? Unavailable? Gay? That’s the guy she’ll go for.  And if you know what’s good for you, you won’t come between Ashleigh and a sale. She’s not all that great with her credit cards. It’s fun to watch her struggle, anyway.

Rebecca Logan
As a Senator’s daughter, it was easy for Rebecca to get into ZBZ, but things have been bumpy every since.  She made a powerful enemy when she went head-to-head with Casey. Rebecca seems to enjoy watching Casey struggle – not very nice for someone is suppose to be a sister. Known for getting what she wants, Beccs is for the first time learning what it means to have friends. Will the ZBZs help mend her evil ways?  Is her family weighing her down or is she genetically predisposed to being a diva?

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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE Tour Panic

Ok, stop with the joking around, Fox. Isn’t it about time you add a second date to the Boston leg of the SYTYCD tour? Really…we’re waiting. My five friends and I weren’t able to get tickets.  This is a problem. See, I’m a bit obsessed with this show and the idea of not seeing the tour is cah-razy. So yeah, please add a second tour date. Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Thanks

Kath

(and Dan and Jess and Whitney and Heather and Col…)

P.S. When you add this second tour date, can you please reserve two seats for Travis Wall and Ivan Koumaev. I’d like to sit with them during the show.  Asking too much?

Obviously I’m just whining.  But give me a shout out if you got tickets! You lucky bastards.  In which city will you be seeing the SYTYCDancers.

Tonight’s TV Spotlight…Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Is Tuesday night your big night of TV? What are you most excited to see? Since I’m a little ahead on BIG BROTHER, tonight’s POV competition isn’t all the exciting to me.  But if you’re only watching the CBS broadcasts then definitely watch tonight’s episode because it’s going to be a doozy.

I’m all about WAREHOUSE 13.  It started off slow for me but I’m really liking these episodes more and more as the go on.  What a nice summer surprise.

What will YOU be watching tonight?

10 Things I Hate About You | 8pm on ABC Family | Series Premiere
“Don’t Give Up”
Kat enrolls in shop class to convert her gas guzzler into a biodiesel vehicle; Bianca partners with Joey in chemistry class. [GMMR: I’m hearing more good things about this show. Are you watching?]

Hell’s Kitchen | 8pm on Fox
Tension mounts between two chefs competing in a challenge; Drew Lachey, John O’Hurley, Tom Green, Melinda Clarke, Chris “Kid” Reid and Kristy Swanson attend the dinner service. [GMMR: Julie Cooper Nichol in the house?!]

Ruby & The Rockits | 8:30pm on ABC Family
“Do You Want to Blow a Secret”
Jordan is stranded at a party, and Ruby’s only means of picking him up is by driving Patrick’s “off limits” new car.

Warehouse 13 | 9pm on Syfy
“Elements”
A thief steals a sculpture with the help of a Native American artifact, and the investigation leads Pete and Myka to discover a sacred place that they deem worthy of protection. Jeff Weaver: Joe Flanigan. Gilbert Radburn: James Naughton. [GMMR: I’m really digging this show! Looking forward to ready Seeleybaby’s thoughts tomorrow.]

Big Brother 11 | 9pm on CBS
Strangers coexist in a house hoping to win the cash prize. On tonight’s episode we will see this week’s POV competition as well as the POV ceremony…I think. [GMMR: Oh I can’t wait until you all get caught up on the end of this week/  There is some crazy biznatch going down in this house.  These people are certifiable…except for Jeff & Jordan.]

HawthoRNe | 9pm on TNT
“No Guts, No Glory”
Christina treats a female patient who appears to have been abused by her boyfriend; Bobbie helps a patient with abdominal pains; Ray helps a young man facing the possibility of being paralyzed; Camille gets a driving lesson from Kelly.

Saving Grace | 10pm on TNT
“Popcorn”
The squad investigates the murder of a whistle blower; Grace’s brother Leo is convinced his neighbor is keeping a dead body in his house; Johnny pressures Grace to arrange for him to meet Earl.

Rescue Me | 10pm on FX
“Carrot”
A no-nonsense woman, looking for a date, shows up at the firehouse talking trash; Janet offers Tommy an ultimatum; Needles and Lou concoct a battle of the sexes.

Also playing…

• The Superstars | 8pm on NBC: Contestants compete in the kayak pursuit, the tug-of-war and the triathlon; the champion is crowned.

• The Cleaner | 10pm on A&E: A hospital administrator seeks William’s help after receiving an anonymous letter accusing a doctor and some nurses of using drugs.

On the late night couch…

• The Late Show with David Letterman: Jonah Hill, baseball stance expert Gar Ryness, Kelly Clarkson (R 7/13/09)
• The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien:Jeremy Piven, the Human Cannonballs, All-American Rejects
• The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Tony Shalhoub, Minka Kelly
• Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Channing Tatum, Joan Rivers, Arctic Monkeys
• Jimmy Kimmel Live:  Ashton Kutcher, the Script
• Chelsea Lately: Milla Jovovich, Kevin Hart, John Caparulo, Heather McDonald
• Last Call with Carson Daly: Benji & Joel Madden, Joshua Gomez, White Lies (R 4/24/09)
• The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Rep. Henry Waxman
• The Colbert Report:  Kurt Andersen

What will YOU be watching? Leave a comment or send me an update on Twitter.

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