Tonight’s TV Spotlight…Monday, January 11, 2010

I hope you got your rest last night because tonight’s TV line up can really only be tackled by a true pro. I’m ready. I don’t know if my DVRs are, but I am. But if you make it through tonight, don’t get too cocky. Not all of the full Monday night line-up is back tonight. There are still more shows coming.  Quick…I need a drink.

One quick note before we get into tonight’s TV highlights. Don’t forget, we get another brand new episode of Chuck tonight. And we’ll be watching TOGETHER! Join us for our live Chuck chat right here at GiveMeMyRemote.com at 8/7c EST. Watch tonight’s episode with other Chuck fans. Click here to set a reminder.

Ok, enough of that…on to TV!

What are YOU watching this Monday evening? Leave a comment here or tell me about it on Twitter (@gmmrTV)

How I Met Your Mother | 8pm on CBS
“Girls vs. Suits”
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children. [GMMR: Check back later today for more on tonight’s legen..nah, I’ll go with fantastic 100th episode. Complete with a NPH musical number.]

Chuck | 8pm on NBC
“Chuck vs. the Angel of Death”
Chuck must protect a visiting dictator from an assassination threat, but when the dictator is injured it’s Awesome that saves his life. Devon finds himself more involved in Chuck’s spy world that he ever thought he would be.

House | 8pm on FOX
“The Down Low”
A drug dealer mysteriously collapses during a sale; House and Wilson compete for a new neighbor’s affection; Chase, Thirteen and Taub play a practical joke [GMMR: No, you’re eyes do not deceive you. Tonight is a new episode. It wasn’t supposed to come back until later in the month, but Fox brought it back early to compete with Chuck. Why House? Were you and your huge ratings really that threatened? Boo.]

The Bachelor | 8pm on ABC
“15 Women Left”
The 15 remaining women move into the mansion; six women compete in a fashion shoot; Jake and one woman fly to Palm Springs in a private plane and enjoy a private Chicago concert. [GMMR: I caught the encore presentation of the premiere episode this past weekend and I was horrified by these women. I’m glad the show is on on a night where I couldn’t possibly watch it. Else, I might be sucked into the sh%t show.]

The Secret Life of the American Teenager | 8pm on ABC Family
“‘Til It’s Gone”
Anne encounters an old flame, and Amy takes a liking to his son. Meanwhile, Ben is tempted to resume his relationship with Maria; and Ricky tells Amy he’s going to pursue legal visitation rights to John.

(the rest of tonight’s TV spotlight is after the jump)

Accidentally on Purpose | 8:30pm on CBS
“The Odd Couples”
Abby and Nick have their significant others spend time with Billie and Zack to prevent them from finding out about the surprise shower being planned.

Heroes | 9pm on NBC
“Close to You”
Noah and Matt come up with a plan to take down Samuel using his long-lost love (Kate Vernon), but Samuel has his own plans for the woman. Meanwhile, Hiro and Ando try to save Dr. Suresh; and Peter introduces Emma to his mom, a meeting that leads to bleak visions of the future.

Two and a Half Men | 9pm on CBS
“Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste ”
Jake tries to win back his ex-girlfriend by writing her love songs, while Alan and Herb try to hide their friendship from Judith.

Make It or Break It | 9pm on ABC Family
“Follow the Leader”
The girls are displeased to have Marty back as their coach, so they try to get him ousted. Meanwhile, Sasha attempts to find a new way for Payson to fit in at the gym; Kaylie confronts Carter about his betrayal; and Razor tutors Emily in math.

Fringe | 9pm on Fox | Special night & time
“Unearthed”
After a teenage girl is pronounced brain dead she mysteriously reawakens, seemingly with the mind of a high-ranking Russian soldier.

The Big Bang Theory | 9:30pm on CBS
“The Psychic Vortex
Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer; Leonard discovers that Penny believes in psychics.

Castle | 10pm on ABC
“A Rose for Everafter”
While investigating the murder of a bridesmaid, Castle learns the bride is a former girlfriend (Alyssa Milano). Their reunion prompts his ex to have second thoughts about her impending marriage, and causes Beckett to question Castle’s objectivity with the case.

CSI: Miami | 10pm on CBS |
“Show Stopper”
When a popular musician bursts into flames during a concert, the CSI: Miami team is expose to the dark side of stardom.

Men of a Certain Age | 10pm on TNT
“Go with the Flow”
Joe recounts his first date in 20 years which included a black eye, an embarrassing encounter, advice from Terry, and anxious Little Leaguer and a poorly placed lamp.

On the late night couch…

• The Late Show with David Letterman: Jennifer Connelly, Paul Teutul Sr., Ryan Bingham
• The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Gary Oldman, Dax Shepard, Vampire Weekend
• The Jay Leno Show: Bill Cosby
• The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Mila Kunis, Nellie McKay
• Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Maggie Gyllenhaal, David Ortiz, Lenny Clarke
• Jimmy Kimmel Live: Ray Romano, Kim Kardashian, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones (R 12/11/09)
• Chelsea Lately: Giuliana & Bill Rancic, Brad Wollack, Natasha Leggero, Matt Braunger
• Last Call with Carson Daly: David Gray (R 11/25/09)
• The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: John Yoo
• The Colbert Report: Eugene Jarecki, Morgan Freeman
• Lopez Tonight: Jackie Chan, Ke$ha

What does YOUR TV lineup look like tonight?

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