KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST’s Season 6 Premiere Delivered, Don’t You Agree?
June 16, 2010 by Korbi Ghosh
She’s baaaaaack.
It’s summer, bitches.
We know because Kathy Griffin’s MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST returned Tuesday (June 15) with an all-new episode and we were once again reminded why we’ve got such a thing for that crazy loon.
The sixth season premiere centered around Kathy’s guest starring role on LAW & ORDER: SVU, which allowed for a string of antics from her that we had not previously seen.
Highlights?
– When executive producer Neal Baer told her that her character would be a lesbian and the following commentary ensued: “So what kind of lesbian am I gonna be playing? A tough sort of Mary Cheney type? Or more of a softer lesbian like Clay Aiken?”
– When she decked herself out as the “lesbian Al Sharpton” — faux fur coat and all — and showed up to set insisting that “lipstick” and “glam” — a la Portia de Rossi — was the way to go.
– When she threatened to kick the writer in the balls should he insinuate anything untoward about her wardrobe choices… or Cher.
– When she was picked up by her hired driver and she greeted him with, “Mike, how was your day off, you f-ck?”
– When she had cast member Ice-T chyroned as “(TV COP/A REFRESHING DRINK)”!
– When she threw herself at Chris Meloni during a rehearsal and explained his rebuffing of her advances with “Chris Meloni is playing ‘The Rules’ with me — ‘member that book, ‘The Rules’ — where he thinks the more he ignores me, the more I’m going to go for him… And I will.”
Of course, there were the Liza Minelli segments as well. And can I just say, didn’t Ms. Minelli look good? And lucid too? …I don’t know why, I always think of her as being a wack job… but she seems cool. And her laugh is indeed infectious. What did Kathy say? So infectious she might need a Sars mask?
My favorite moment came at the very end of their time together, when Liza grabbed Kathy’s hand and bowed her head and Kath’s immediate reaction was, “We’re not going to do a prayer circle, are we? ‘Cause I’m not technically a dancer.”
Love her.
Love. Love. Love.
Only complaint?
What the hell happened to our theme song?
We heart that theme song, but it’s apparently M.I.A. now.
Shall we honor its passing with an online singalong?
Shut up, you know you want to…
GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU A-LIST BORES!
MY PRADA SHOES ARE AS GOOD AS YOURS!
I WORKED TWICE AS HARD TO GET HALF AS FAR AS YOU!
CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO ASS TO KISS!
WHEN YOU’RE LIVING LIFE ON THE D-LIST!
What’d you guys think of Kathy’s sixth season premiere? Talk to me…
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Fantastic premiere. I’m hoping she finds a way to top the Paula Deen episode from last season.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did during that hour.
Did you see her appearance on The View, Korbi?
I missed it, I’ve been so crazed! Damn. I love watching her on The View. How was it?
‘Liza’s apartment
None of your business, NY’
hahaha, I loved all the L&O ching chings as they call them
KG & Elizabetch got into a little bit of a tiff. The audience took Kathy’s side and cheered for her.
It was AWESOME.
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