Tonight’s TV Spotlight…Thursday, December 2, 2010

I’m especially stoked for TV tonight. Maybe because I get to return to Mystic Falls. Perhaps it’s my newfound obsession with the folks at Greendale Community College. Or is it the possibility of this long, drawn out tale de Christina Yang coming to an end? Okay, it’s probably just that I get to see John Krasinski in my living room this evening.

Regardless, I’m going to be logging some serious TV hours. Bring it, Thursday television. Tonight, I’m your bitch.

Which shows are you going to watch live, DVR for later, or skip altogether?

Here are a few highlights from the lineup…

The Vampire Diaries | 8pm on The CW
“The Sacrifice”
Jeremy’s life is threatened when he tries to help Bonnie retrieve the moonstone. Meanwhile, Tyler shows Caroline the Lockwood cellar, where they make a terrifying discovery, and Bonnie and Luka form a closer bond.

Community | 8pm on NBC
“Mixology Certification”
When the study group members realize Troy is turning 21, they decide to take him to the bars; Shirley pulls down photos of her that are posted at the bar; Abed talks to a fellow sci-fi nerd.

Bones | 8pm on Fox
“The Twisted Bones in the Melted Truck”
Brennan and Booth investigate a crime scene where a human carcass has melted to the dashboard of a charred truck; Sweets tries to keep his feelings for Daisy from interfering while helping her pass a government psychological evaluation. [GMMR: In case you missed it… BONES Executive Producer Stephen Nathan Spills on the Brennan/Booth/Hannah Triangle]

30 Rock | 8:30pm on NBC
“Live Show”
When Liz worries that her relationship with Carol is fizzling, Jack suggests that she consult a therapist, but she reaches out to Kenneth instead. Elsewhere, Jenna and Paul (Will Forte) celebrate an anniversary; and Tracy tries to lure Jack into investing in his son’s theme restaurant.

The Office | 9pm on NBC
“China”
Michael reads about China’s growth as a global power, so he sets out to stop the country from taking over the U.S. Meanwhile, Dwight’s building standards irritate the staffers, and Pam threatens to move the branch to a new building.

Grey’s Anatomy | 9pm on ABC
“Adrift and at Peace”
Concerned about Cristina, Derek takes her on a fishing trip; Teddy directs her efforts and compassion toward a dying patient (Scott Foley) without the proper insurance to seek treatment. [GMMR: You had me at Noel Crane!]

Fringe | 9pm on Fox
“Entrada”
Olivia searches for an ally; a device that can bridge the communication gap between universes is discovered by the Fringe team. [GMMR: Not watching FRINGE is one of my biggest TV regrets. But I’ve heard a few rumors that tonight’s episode is especially Fringetastic. Be sure to check it out.]

Nikita | 9pm on The CW
“Dark Matter”
Owen leaks Division secrets to the press about the government’s involvement in an assassination in Chile. In response, Percy frames a CIA agent for the murder, and Nikita and Owen are captured trying to rescue him. Meanwhile, Alex sees a new side of Percy.

Outsourced | 9:30pm on NBC
“Homesick to my Stomach”
Todd gets homesick until learning that he can watch his favorite football team’s game; when he gets food poisoning, Todd vows not to let it keep him from watching the game.

Private Practice | 10pm on ABC
“Just Lose It”
The DA’s office has bad news for Charlotte about her sexual-assault case, leaving her numb and Cooper outraged. Meanwhile, Addison, who wants to have a child with Sam, is personally affected when she treats a pregnant drug addict.

Burn Notice | 10pm on USA
“Brotherly Love”
Nate tries to locate a stolen car filled with drugs but soon gets in over his head, prompting Michael to step in. Elsewhere, Sam and Jesse set out to prevent the sale of a highly sensitive government document in the Dominican Republic.

Also playing…

• Santa Claus is Coming to Town | 8pm on ABC: A mailman (the voice of Fred Astaire) explains why Santa has whiskers, lives at the North Pole and brings presents once a year.

• The Apprentice | 10pm on NBC: The two finalists are chosen; one finalist must run a VIP golf tournament featuring Kathy Griffin, while the other manages a Liza Minnelli concert and tournament dinner; former contestants return to help, but a finalist ends up being short-handed.

• The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills | 10pm on Bravo: Lisa tries to diminish the tension among the wives by playing millionaire matchmaker: she sets Kim up with her big-bucks friend. Meanwhile, Camille celebrates her husband’s Tony nomination by embarking on a no-holds-barred shopping spree.

• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia | 10pm on FX: Things go awry as the gang travels to Atlantic City for a charity benefit; Frank, Dee and Mac try to survive in the woods; Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to the city and have the night of their lives.

• The League | 10:30pm on FX: Andre’s special diet makes him exceptionally emotional; Kevin gets in a fight with fantasy football gurus John Hansen and Adam Caplan; Ruxin begs the guys to cover for him when he lies to Sofia.

Now it’s your turn. What will YOU be watching tonight? What will you be watching LIVE, DVRing, skipping, etc? Let us know!

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