Tonight’s TV Spotlight…Monday, March 28, 2011

HIMYM, HOUSE and a lot of our Monday favorites are missing tonight. But there’s still much to watch, including the season premieres of NURSE JACKIE, UNITED STATES OF TARA, SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER and MAKE IT OR BREAK IT.

Take a look at what’s on tap in tonight’s small screen lineup…

Secret Life of the American Teenager| 8pm on ABC Family | 3st Season Spring Premiere
“Who Do You Trust”
Amy wants Ricky to get tested for various STDs, after she sees him talking to someone he used to date. Ben and Adrian’s baby’s gender is revealed. Amy considers having sex with Ricky. Beverley Mitchell (7th HEAVEN) guests.

Dancing with The Stars | 8pm on ABC
“1202”
The first couple will be eliminated from the competition, an all new pro dance troupe of six world renowned performers will make its debut, and top-selling recording artist Chris Brown will perform two numbers.

Mad Love | 8:30pm on CBS
“Baby, You Can Drive My Car”
When the gang goes on a road trip to sell Ben’s car, Kate accidentally crashes it when Ben says “I love you” for the first time, forcing everyone to share a room for the night. Chris Parnell (30 ROCK, SNL) guest stars as Officer Barrett.

So much more. Keep reading…

The Event | 9pm on NBC
“Face Off”
President Martinez and Blake Sterlinghave the Sleepers surrounded, but after Sophia triggers a national disaster, negotiations ensue. Elsewhere, with a lead on the whereabouts of Dempsey (guest star Hal Holbrook), Sean and Vicky continue on their mission.

Make It Or Break It | 9pm on ABC Family | 2nd Season Spring Premiere
“The New Normal”
Kaylie is put in rehab for her eating disorder and makes a new friend, Maeve, a model who has been in and out of rehab before. Sasha decides to leave The Rock and move back to Romania. Emily is told that under her probation that she is under house arrest and must wear an ankle monitor.

Being Human | 9pm on Syfy
“Going Dutch”
Danny finds an exorcist to remove Sally from the house; Nora drops a bombshell on Josh; Bishop tells Marcus and Aidan that there is a traitor among them; Rebecca puts Aidan in a difficult position.

Harry’s Law | 10pm on NBC
“With Friends Like These”
Harry defends an old colleague, Lou Drummond, who murdered his business partner during a stand-off in which both lawyers drew guns. Meanwhile, after professing his undying love to Rachel, Adam tries to gently break up with Chunhua. Elsewhere, Malcolm and Jenna try to find balance in their fledgling romance.

Castle | 10pm on ABC
“Law & Murder”
During the high-profile trial of a murdered socialite, a juror suddenly tumbles out of the jury box — dead! When Castle & Beckett learn the juror was poisoned, their investigation soon uncovers that this seemingly innocent juror may not have been so innocent after all.

Nurse Jackie | 10pm on Showtime | 3rd Season Premiere
“Game On”
Jackie deals with the aftermath of her intervention and finds, not surprisingly, that her relationships with her husband and friends are now strained. Meanwhile, Zoey decides to make her romance with Lenny public.

Bethenny Ever After | 10pm on Bravo
“Ice Castles and Hassles”
Bethenny decides to join the cast of ABC’s new reality competition show, SKATING WITH THE STARS as Jason and baby Bryn watch nervously.

United States of Tara | 10:30pm on Showtime | 3rd Season Premiere
“…youwillnotwin…”
Max is worried when Tara returns to college to finish her college degree. Meanwhile, Charmaine with a baby on the way is avoiding a commitment to Neil, Kate tries to figure out a plan for her future and Marshall and Lionel sign up for a filmmaking class.

Also playing…

• The Bad Girls Club | 9pm on Oxygen: “Wilma Goes Bamm-Bamm”

• All About Aubrey | 10pm on Oxygen: “Single White Roommate”

• Stargate Universe | 10pm on SyFy : “Hope”

• The Hard Times of RJ Berger | 10pm on MTV: “Cousin Vinny”

• In The Bedroom With Dr. Laura Berman | 10pm on OWN: “Sex, Romance & OCD”

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