Tonight’s TV Spotlight…Wednesday, September 28, 2011

I’m so excited – HAPPY ENDINGS comes back tonight! Have y’all watched this show? I recently watched a marathon and it is hilarious! You should definitely check it out tonight.

Elsewhere, it’s the series premiere of the new comedy SUBURGATORY. Will you be tuning in?

Lots, lots more…

The X-Factor | 8pm on Fox
“Auditions #3”
The live auditions in front of an audience of thousands continue on THE X FACTOR. Don’t miss the unbelievable auditions as the judges continue their search to find the next global superstar or breakout music group worthy of a $5 million recording contract with Syco/Sony Music. Find out who will bring the judges and audience to their feet and who will leave the stage in tears.

The Middle | 8pm on ABC
“Hecking Order”
With Sue now in high school with Axl – who is totally embarrassed by her presence – Axl decides to play a mischievous trick on her, which earns his perfectionist sister a number of tardy slips. Meanwhile, Mike sets a meeting with Brick’s new fourth grade teacher, Mr. Wilkerson (Chord Overstreet, GLEE), after learning that he’s allowing his son to skip gym; and Frankie and Mike bicker over which one of them is really the boss of the family.

Up All Night | 8pm on NBC
“Working Late and Working It”
Chris tries to get Reagan to bring the sexy back into their relationship with some advice from his new friend Reed. Meanwhile, when Ava finds out her ex-boyfriend, B-Ro, is getting married, she blames Reagan for the advice she gave her that caused them to break up.

H8R | 8pm on The CW
“Kim Kardashian”
Mario Lopez hosts this new reality series in which celebrities will go head-to-head with real people who don’t like them and try to win them over. Tonight, Kim Kardashian meets her hater.

Suburgatory | 8:30pm on ABC | Series Premiere
“Pilot”
Tessa and George have been on their own ever since Tessa’s mom pulled a “Kramer vs. Kramer.” So far George has done a pretty good job of raising Tessa without a maternal figure in their lives, but suddenly he’s feeling a little out of his league, especially after he finds a pack of condoms in her room. So it’s goodbye New York City and hello suburbs. At first Tessa is horrified by the big-haired, fake-boobed mothers and their sugar-free, Red Bull-chugging kids. But little by little, she and her dad begin to find a way to survive on the clean streets of the ‘burbs. Sure, the neighbors might smother you with love while their kids stare daggers at your back, but underneath all that plastic and caffeine, they’re really not half bad. Being in the ‘burbs can be hell, but it also may just bring Tessa and George closer than they’ve ever been.

Free Agents | 8:30pm on NBC
“Dr. Hu”
When a client is amused by Emma’s outspoken irreverence in a meeting, Stephen decides she must help with the big campaign pitch presentation. As Emma immerses herself in the preparation, commandeering the staff and the conference room, Alex struggles to deal with the unpleasant development. Meanwhile, Helen takes Alex’s advice to visit his therapist, the handsome Dr. Hu, but she finds herself thinking she would rather date him than see him professionally.

SO MUCH MORE…

Modern Family | 9pm on ABC
“Phil on Wire”
The growing bond between man, Jay, and dog, Stella, is grating on Gloria’s nerves; Phil and Luke embark on a new adventure involving a tightrope, but it’s Claire with the missteps, as she tries to teach the girls a life lesson; and Cameron chooses the most inopportune time to start a juice fast.

Harry’s Law | 9pm on NBC
“There Will Be Blood”
While charges against Harry are dropped, D.A. Roseanna Remmick continues her attack by ordering the police to harass Harry and plant evidence against Eric. Elsewhere, Cassie looks into a recently fired housekeeper with a history of violence while Oliver follows up on a tip about a delivery guy who might know something damning about the victim’s love life. As the media fervor grows, Harry recruits Tommy to handle the press.

Criminal Minds | 9pm on CBS
“Proof”
The BAU team searches rural Oklahoma when women are being found murdered after being robbed of one of their five senses. Also, JJ and Prentiss get the cold shoulder from Reid as he deals with their deception about Prentiss’ presumed death.

America’s Next Top Model: All-Stars | 9pm on The CW
“Kristin Cavallari”
The competition is fierce as the All-Stars meet reality star Kristin Cavallari, who tells them what it takes to be a celebrity personality in Hollywood. The women are tested on their interview skills when they head to entertainment newsmagazine “EXTRA” to meet with host Mario Lopez. During a photo shoot, the women are paired together and must handle the difficult challenge of modeling on stilts.

Happy Endings | 9:30pm on ABC | Season Premiere
“Blax, Snake, Home”
Penny buys her first home, an “amah-zing” condo complete with a wine fridge and Italian marble. But will the new digs really signal “the year of Penny” and turn her life around? And, on the year anniversary of their almost-marriage, Jane encourages Alex and Dave to finally be honest with each other — not the best of ideas.

Law & Order: SVU | 10pm on NBC
“Personal Fouls”
As Coach Ray Masters is inducted to the Metro Basketball Hall of Fame by former students Carmelo Anthony and Chris Bosh, an ex-player accuses the coach of sexually abusing him as a child. Detective Nick Amaro transfers into the SVU squad and is thrown on to the case. The detectives interview former players but no one admits to abuse, forcing Benson and Fin to dig deeper into Coach Ray’s most successful player, basketball star Prince Miller and his manager/cousin.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation | 10pm on CBS
“Tell Tale Hearts”
Three suspects come forward with three different reasons why they killed an entire family and the CSI team has to determine who is telling the truth.

Revenge | 10pm on ABC
“Trust”
Emily sets her sights on her next target, Bill Harmon, a wealthy hedge funds manager and trusted family friend who testified in the trial that wrongfully convicted her father. She uses her connection with Nolan to her benefit, unbeknownst to him, and also manages to go on her very first date with Daniel. Meanwhile, Victoria’s suspicions about Emily grow and she starts digging to find out a little more about this new arrival to the Hamptons. And the situation over at the Stowaway Tavern gets even more dire for the Porter men.

Top Chef: Just Desserts | 10pm on Bravo
“Sabotage”
Beastie Boys songs inspire the dessert artisans to whip up sweet treats at a street-art event. Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz and pastry chef Jordan Kahn are the guest judges.

Also playing…

• Survivor | 8pm on CBS | “Reap What You Sow”
• Extreme Couponing | 10 an 10:30pm on TLC | “April and Carla” and “Erin and Shavon”
• The Real World | 10pm on MTV | Season Premiere

What will you be watching?