Tonight’s TV Spotlight…Monday, April 16, 2012

I may not be ready for another week of work, but I’m sure ready for another week of great TV.

How will you be kicking off the week? Keep reading to see what’s new tonight.

How I Met Your Mother | 8pm on CBS
“Now We’re Even”
Just as Ted starts to settle into his new apartment alone, Barney tries to entice him into going out every single night. Meanwhile, Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall, and Robin finally becomes a famous news anchor.

The Voice | 8pm on NBC
“Live Quarter-Final Performances”
In this live performance phase of the competition, the top artists from two teams will compete against each other during a live broadcast in front of coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton.

Bones | 8pm on Fox
“The Don’t in the Do”
When a corpse is found at a landfill, dyed in a blue substance, intern Arastoo Vaziri discovers a method that helps eliminate postmortem damages to the corpse, which leads the team back to a hair salon where the victim worked. Meanwhile Bones is feeling uncomfortable in her post-baby body, so Booth decides to do something special to boost her self-confidence. [Check out the photos and four clips from the episode!]

Dancing with the Stars | 8pm on ABC
“Episode 1405”
“Latin Week” is the theme for the fifth week of performances, with couples dancing the Argentine tango, salsa or samba.

Gossip Girl | 8pm on The CW
“Salon of the Dead”
To celebrate their official coming out as a couple, Blair and Dan host a glamorous British-themed Salon, including guests Julian Tepper and Jenna Gribbon (founders of The Oracle Club). Lola lands the audition of a lifetime, but Gossip Girl may have other plans for the Upper East Side’s latest It Girl. Meanwhile, Lily and Rufus disagree over the best way to handle the Ivy situation, and Serena and Diana face-off over secrets they both would prefer remain secrets.

Two Broke Girls | 8:30pm on CBS
“And The Messy Purse Smackdown”
After promising Earl to drop his tax return in the mail, Caroline learns that Max has never filed, and gets sidetracked trying to help her.

So much more. Keep reading…

Two and a Half Men | 9pm on CBS
“Mr. Hose Says ‘Yes'”
Walden’s commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

House | 9pm on Fox
“We Need the Eggs”
House and the team take on the case of a man who starts tearing blood. Meanwhile, House is interviewing for a new favorite hooker, since his current favorite, Emily, has decided to get married and leave the business. Desperate for Emily “companionship,” House teams up with his “wife” Dominika to sabotage Emily’s budding relationship.

Hart of Dixie | 9pm on The CW
“Bachelorettes & Bullets”
Zoe makes a romantic connection with one of her patients, Jesse (guest star Justin Hartley), and accepts his invitation to lunch. Lemon agrees to let Magnolia plan her bachelorette party as long as she follows Lemon’s strict instructions, but Magnolia has some more “interesting” plans in store for her big sister. Wade plans a hunting trip for George’s bachelor party.

Eureka | 9pm on Syfy | Season 5 Premiere
“Lost”
The Astraeus crew returns to Eureka four years later and must adapt to a myriad of changes, including a more oppressive version of Deputy Andy.

Mike and Molly | 9:30pm on CBS
“The Dress”
Molly’s dieting goes into overdrive after her wedding dress refuses to zip during her final fitting.

Smash | 10pm on NBC
“The Movie Star”
“Bombshell” is turned upside-down by the arrival of movie star Rebecca Duvall (special guest star Uma Thurman). Karen and Ivy are drawn into an uneasy alliance against their new rival – but can they overcome their history? The romance between Tom and Sam heats up, while Julia and Frank must put aside their differences to address a family crisis. Dev faces a big decision.

Castle | 10pm on ABC
“Headhunters”
With tensions rising between Castle and Beckett, Castle finds himself a new partner – Detective Ethan Slaughter (guest star Adam Baldwin), a tough and colorful cop from the city’s gang unit. But Castle gets more than he bargained for when Slaughter shows him a grittier side of police work that puts Castle in the line of fire like never before. [Have you seen the photos and sneak peek from the episode? Yes, there are FIREFLY references…]

Lost Girl | 10pm on Syfy | Season 2 Premiere
“Something Wicked This Fae Comes”
A nomadic Fae sideshow arrives in town, intent on taking advantage of the chaos surrounding the bombing of the Light Fae headquarters. Also: The Ash is in a coma, and his bond with the land is weakening.

Also playing…

• The Secret Life of the American Teenager | “Suddenly Last Summer” | 8pm on ABC Family
• Oprah’s Lifeclass | “Teachers Live from Toronto/The Power of Forgiveness” | 8pm on OWN

Leave a comment and let us know what you will be watching!