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Paris Hilton Sentenced to Jail

May 4, 2007 by  

Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days. You can read all about it here. Let’s just hope that this means she can’t torture us with another season of The Simple Life…please don’t put us through that again. So what are my thoughts about her imprisonment? This about sums it up…Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha

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18 Responses to “Paris Hilton Sentenced to Jail”

  1. sabrina on May 4th, 2007 7:59 pm

    HAHA

  2. samsmom on May 4th, 2007 8:40 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha

    ditto that, my sista! Is it sad that this made my evening?

  3. jenintx on May 4th, 2007 9:21 pm

    And to that news I give a whole-hearted, Mr. Burns-esque….
    Egggssszzellent, complete with evil finger tapping

  4. mosby on May 4th, 2007 9:34 pm

    exxxxcelent indeed.

    hope they have enough valtrex for her there ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Sara on May 4th, 2007 10:37 pm

    I really shouldn’t be happy about other people suffering.

    Oh-what the hell- this is so fantastic! I always hate when famous people get off scott free when us normal folks would be in jail, so this makes me very happy. ๐Ÿ™‚

    I echo the Mr. Burns brand of celebrating.

  6. shev on May 5th, 2007 12:47 am

    The Simple Life is prison… That’s hot…

  7. Lauren on May 5th, 2007 12:58 am

    I don’t understand how celebrities always get caught in compromising positions on the road. If I were rich and famous, my first order of business (well second, after having my people call John Krasinski’s people) would be to hire a personal driver to drive my ass around. ESPECIALY if i was gonna be out partying. Idiot got what was coming to her ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. sjoanzors on May 5th, 2007 10:43 am

    there’s a word for this, and that word is schadenfreude; mmm, and i do love the smell of it in the morning.

  9. Elena on May 5th, 2007 12:11 pm

    that is the exact reaction me and my roommate had when i told her.

  10. samsmom on May 5th, 2007 2:25 pm

    Wait…I thought of a better comment….That’s Hot!

    (too bad shev beat me to it)

  11. eyegypt on May 5th, 2007 6:54 pm

    Not to burst your bubble, but I heard on the news this am that she will appeal and will probably be given a fine to pay instead. The ‘experts’ say she’ll probably won’t serve any time in jail. Oh well. Goes to show you that $$ can get you out of almost anything. But there is a bit of hope . . .

  12. Mary on May 5th, 2007 9:43 pm

    No, no, eyegypt. CNN said that she was going, so she just has too. I have a perverse pleasure of seeing her in jail in jail attire, hopefully flourescent orange, and laceless shoes, with no make up and a jail mate named Bertha who will make Paris her bitch. Please, send her to jail. Pleeeeeeeeeze!

  13. emily on May 6th, 2007 10:51 pm

    i actually.. enjoy watching the simple life.
    its funny!

    =[
    is that bad?

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