Battlestar Galactica Recap: “He That Believeth in Me”

Title: “He that Believeth in Me” Original Airdate: April 4, 2008 GMMR Recapper: Jo Previously, there were seven known Cylons: Six, the blonde in red, one model goes by Caprica Six, Three- (formerly known as Xena) goes by D’anna, Five is Doral the journalist from the miniseries who’s bureaucratic about Cylon culture, Eight- Sharon Boomer/Sharon […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: Crossroads Part 2 (Season 3 Finale)

Title: “Crossroads part 2” Original Airdate: Sunday, March 25, 2007 GMMR Recapper: Jo Before we get started I wanted to take a minute to thank Jo for all her wonderful recaps this season. Week in and week out, I always looked forward to reading your take on what went down on Caprica (both old and […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: Crossroads

Title: “Crossroads” Original Airdate: March 18, 2007 GMMR Recapper: Jo Previously, the Cylons put a gun to Baltar’s head so he signed the death warrant. Roslin and Zarek were almost executed. Ellen sold out the resistance, so Tigh poisoned his wife. Badger agreed to represent Baltar. And Lee joined on in some twisted daddy issue […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: Maelstrom

Title: “Maelstrom” Original Airdate: March 4, 2007 GMMR Recapper: Jo Previously, the Cylon Leoben had a fatal attraction with Kara. So much so that they took turns torturing other whenever possible. She painted three colored circles on her wall on Caprica and the same circles appeared on the Temple. Kara dreams about her old apartment […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: A Day in the Life

Title: “A Day in the Life” Original Airdate: Feb. 19, 2007 GMMR Recapper: MichellePreviously, Bill and Lee had some deep seeded, unresolved father-son issues. Laura and Bill got high and dreamy-eyed on New Caprica. Chief and Cally weren’t adjusting to married life on Galactica very well. Roslin decided to give Baltar a fair trial. Bill […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: “The Woman King”

Title: “The Woman King” Original Airdate: February 11, 2007 GMMR Recapper: Jo Previously, Helo is the ultimate Cylon proponent and killed Athena to rescue Hera. There’s extra civilians on Galactica living in Dogsville, a cot city in an empty hanger deck. Civilians on Galactica always spells trouble. Helo can’t sleep. He doesn’t like being in […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: “Taking a Break From All Your Worries”

Title: “Taking a Break from all your Worries” Original Airdate: Jan. 28, 2007GMMR note: I was so bummed to have missed last night’s episode. With all the SAG hoopla I had to TiVo it. But I’m looking forward to watching it tonight. It kills me not to read Michelle’s recap…I mean it physically hurts. Ha! […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: “Rapture”

Title: “Rapture” Original Airdate: January 21, 2007 Previously, the Fleet decided to get some algae to go, but the nearby star is on the verge of nova. The Cylons show up to the party. Starbuck goes down and Athena finds out the truth about Hera. Adama threatens to nuke the planet if the Cylons so […]

Battlestar Galactica: Cliffs Notes Version

Listen up because we need to talk. Come on now…focus. I promise you that once you read my little opening here I will let you go and you can continue looking for your Office gossip, Grey’s Anatomy news, or whatever else brought you to GMMR today. But I need your attention for just a minute […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: “The Eye of Jupiter”

Title: “The Eye of Jupiter” Original Airdate: 12/15/06 Previously, Lee Adama loves Kara Thrace. But Kara married Sam. They beat the snot out of each other in love. Roslin conspired with Cottle to hide baby Hera. But Baltar found Hera and gave her to D’anna. They found a food source on the algae planet. Algae […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: “The Passage”

Title: “The Passage” Original Airdate: 12/8/2006 Previously, Kat got hooked on stimulants. Adama asked Tigh to come back to the CIC. Baltar is half convinced he’s one of the final five Cylon models. D’anna/Xena likes to play life and death, literally. Sharon flies through a bright light and looks sick to her stomach. Back on […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap:”Unfinished Business”

To: Jim Halpert & Pam Beesly Logan Echolls & Veronica Mars Michael Scofield & Sara Tancredi Drs. House, Cameron & Cuddy, et al From: GiveMeMyRemote.com Re: An Important Lesson Dear favorite TV non-couples, You have all wasted months (and some even years) playing this will they/won’t they game with your love lives. The misunderstandings, hurt […]

Battlestar Galactica: “Hero”

Title: “Hero” Original Airdate: 11/18/2006 Previously, Adama gave a lot of great speeches. The one in the miniseries about how we can’t play god. His “We are at War” and “You are poison” to Saul. Unfortunately, this is episode has a lot of speeches but none are as good as those. Space! Eyes of sweaty […]

Battlestar Galactica: “A Measure of Salvation”

Title: “A Measure of Salvation” Original Air Date: 10/10/06 Previously, Baltar reaches a new level of weasel by helping the Cylons look for Earth. The Cylons regret not taking their flu shots. Baltar accidentally on purpose doesn’t tell his new friends about the infected space trash. The humans find the lion’s head too. Lion’s head. […]

Battlestar Galactica Recap: “Torn”

Title: “Torn” Original Airdate: 10/3/2006 Previously, Sharon Agathan becomes a lieutenant in the Colonial Fleet. Col Tigh’s one eye leads him on a one way mission. Kara thought she was a mom which was only slightly less horrifying than finding out she wasn’t. Tigh killed his wife for collaborating and blames everyone else for it. […]