SMALLVILLE: Infamous

Hey GMMRers it’s been awhile but finally after a few weeks on hiatus Smallville has returned along with some juicy news as well! While on a long break word around the web is that two of our show’s stars will be killed off by the end of the season. So I thought today I would […]

30 ROCK: Funcooker

Yay! How much do you want a Funcooker? Just knowing it’s named after Tracy’s backside would probably be enough for me, although the prospect of microwaving food in the same shower in which I am simultaneously bathing is a pretty sweet bonus. Mmmm…bathroom food… Let’s start off by putting this one in the win column […]

SUPERNATURAL: Death Takes a Holiday

It’s been a good long while since we’ve had a new episode of Supernatural, but our show has returned, and even better, so has Castiel!! Also making a return? Tessa, the Reaper from “In My Time of Dying” who was about to take comatose Dean into the afterlife before John made the infamous deal with […]

BONES: The Bones That Foam

Trust BONES to have the line “Everyone knows you don’t touch the monkey” and have it be about an ACTUAL monkey. And here’s the thing. I love the show, BONES. There has been a lot of criticism of the episodes this season (and some from me, I admit), but I really do love it. Cheers […]

HOUSE: The Social Contract

As a reformed high school debate nerd, I was overwhelmed with flashbacks after seeing the title of this episode. For eager young minds who are desperate to assert their intellectual superiority, few topics brought out more first class blowhard behavior than the various theories regarding the Social Contract. Though many of history’s most admired thinkers […]

CHUCK vs. The Lethal Weapon

So, I’ll be honest … last night’s episode was hard to watch! And it wasn’t that it was bad, because it wasn’t—I really liked it. It was just so sad and awkward, you know? Not necessarily what I’m used to with Chuck, but you know I like it when they switch it up, so hopefully […]

24 Debrief: Day 7 | 9:00 pm-10:00 pm

This week featured a fan favorite making his farewell, the saddest sight imaginable and one character in quite the pickle. Let’s get started before I inhale some nerve toxins and go to sleepyland. Debrief General Juma makes President Taylor read a confession of her crimes against Sangala on a live internet feed. She was interrupted […]

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: Crime Doesn’t Pay

Hey everyone! I hope you’ve had a great couple of weeks. Desperate Housewives is back this week after a short winter break and some major developments are getting set into motion. Katherine and Susan are trying to remain friends even though Katherine has just moved in with Mike. All goes well until Susan spots a […]

30 ROCK: Goodbye, My Friend

Judah Friedlander was just on the cover of Time Out New York’s “Date These New Yorkers” issue, and I would’ve been more eager to respond if he’d looked more like Lawyer Frank and less like Actual Frank. Because I’m shallow that way, and the real Judah Friedlander is obviously a cutie pie. The problem is […]

BONES TV Guide Cover – He’s Just That Into Her

The following contains spoilers for BONES. Stop reading if you are a spoilertarian. “Do you know how naked you’ll be?” “They’ll both have happy endings?” “You think I’m going to be pricked?” Score one for TVGUIDE, for getting to hang out with Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz, and cheers to those two for getting to […]

CHUCK vs. The Beefcake

Oh, you guys … Chuck totally brought it for me this week. I haven’t laughed that hard at an episode in a really long time, and it’s so funny because Sarah and Chuck were all breaking up and she was getting hit on by a smooth operating James Bond, and it should’ve been totally angsty, […]

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: The Stinsons

After a long hiatus and a tease of a new episode two weeks ago, only to have it pre-empted by President Obama, we finally got a new episode last night. I read the small episode description from my guide weeks ago, so I was totally hyped up for this episode. The thought that Barney Stinson […]

24 Debrief: Day 7 | 6:00 pm-8:00 pm

Debrief Jack went into the White House to stop the attack under the radar. He captured Ryan Burnett and began to torture him to find out when the attack would occur and how. Before he could get information, President Taylor stopped him, arresting him. Renee was at the hospital when she saw one of Juma’s […]

30 ROCK: Larry King

Would that I had more goodness to report, but I’ll remember this one primarily as the episode where Liz’s foreign exchange student past finally came to its inevitable “99 Luftballons” nexus, which was admittedly a thing of dweeby, mid-‘80s beauty. It also gave us the hopefully permanent departure of Elisa, with all apologies to Salma […]

Who Won TOP CHEF?

WARNING! I am totally going to discuss the winners so if you haven’t watched it yet, DO NOT READ ONE MORE WORD! Y’all, all I can do when I think back (way back, all the way to last night) on this episode is sigh. And then I shake my head and I sigh again. I […]